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October 31, 2025

FBI Foils Halloween Terrorist Attack in Michigan; Bloated Blood Sausage JB Pritzker Demands Trump Suspend Deportation Operations So That Illegals Can Enjoy the Noted Religious Holiday Halloween "In Peace"

UPDATE: The planned terrorist attack originating in Dearbornistan was "ISIS-inspired."

CNN -- The FBI averted a potential terrorist attack planned for Halloween weekend, the agency said.

The plot was inspired by ISIS, two law enforcement officials with knowledge of the case told CNN.

The two law enforcement officials who spoke to CNN said the plot unfolded in online chatrooms.

An FBI undercover person was introduced into the chatroom in the early stages of discussion, one of those officials said. Two participants have been arrested, and three others are being questioned, that official said.

Agents became concerned that the plot might be imminent around the Halloween weekend when a reference to "pumpkin day" came up in discussions with the group that law enforcement was surveilling, and a decision was made to go in, one official said.

H/t Captain Fantastic.

Back to original post:

So, I like Halloween well enough, but it's just absolutely preposterous that Governor Supersize JB Pritzker is demanding an end to deportations so that illegal alien criminals can enjoy the sacred Joke Holiday of Halloween.

In NYC, they call Halloween "Gay Christmas" because of the largely-gay Halloween parade. I guess that the Democrat-Antifa-Media Party has officially sacralized this pagan/gay holiday as among the holiest of the year.

For those of you too young to remember religious holidays: Think of the Islamic holiday of Eid. I know you know that one because the Islamic-dominated government never shuts up about it. Democrats always claim we cannot attack our terrorist enemies on Eid. Just like now they claim we can't deport illegals on Halloween, which, to the extent it's a holiday at all, is only a holiday to the English and Irish and that's pretty much it.

MXM news:

llinois Gov. JB Pritzker has once again revealed his misplaced priorities--this time pleading with the Trump administration to suspend immigration enforcement so that illegal aliens can "enjoy the holiday in peace." In a letter dated October 29 and addressed to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons, and CBP Commissioner Rodney Scott, Pritzker demanded that all ICE operations be halted from October 31 through November 2. The Democrat governor argued that immigration enforcement during Halloween could "traumatize children" and "force families to live in fear," citing unverified reports that federal agents deployed tear gas at a children's parade in northwest Chicago.

According to Politico, Pritzker's letter accused federal agents of "targeting Black and Brown people" and violating constitutional protections. He wrote that "families deserve to spend Halloween weekend without fear," and insisted "no child should be forced to inhale tear gas or other chemical agents while trick or treating." But ICE officials have not confirmed the alleged incident. Federal authorities said their agents had been "boxed in by agitators" and only used tear gas after warnings were ignored. No credible evidence has yet surfaced to support Pritzker's claims.

Incredibly, the Healthy At Any Size Influencer Pritzker called ICE operations an "imminent threat," like they're terror attacks being conducted by law enforcement.


And speaking of imminent terrorist threats on Halloween:

Terrorists were just stopped from carrying out a terror attack over the Halloween weekend.

As with Eid, we cannot attack them on this least-holy of days, but they, of course, can attack us.

FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash

This morning the FBI thwarted a potential terrorist attack and arrested multiple subjects in Michigan who were allegedly plotting a violent attack over Halloween weekend. More details to come. Thanks to the men and women of FBI and law enforcement everywhere standing guard 24/7 and crushing our mission to defend the homeland.

Via Ed Morrissey at Hot Air, the terrorists were arrested in the Noted White Supremacist Bastion of Dearborn, Michigan.

Four senior law enforcement officials familiar with the case said the FBI in Detroit apprehended a group of young individuals into custody today who were plotting some form of attack with a possible reference to Halloween.

Those officials say the group has a nexus to some form of foreign extremism, but did not say if it was ISIS, Al Qaeda, or some other similar ideology. Officials stressed there is no current threat to the public,

One official says some of the arrests occurred in Dearborn and Inkster, Michigan.

Oh, let's definitely stop deporting illegal aliens on the Not-Holy Day they plot to murder us on.

On a lighter Halloween note: Trump and the First Lady handed out YUGE Hershey bars with gilt edges to trick-or-treaters last night.

President Trump returned from a five-day trip across Asia just in time to host hundreds of costumed children for Halloween at the White House on Thursday evening, greeting families on the South Lawn with chocolate, handshakes, and plenty of laughter.

With the U.S. Air Force Strolling Strings performing "Thriller," President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump emerged under the South Portico, surrounded by pumpkins, hay bales, and autumn leaves. The evening drew a crowd of military, law enforcement, and families, along with administration officials and their children -- many dressed as superheroes, princesses, and classic Halloween figures. Trump delighted the crowd, chatting and joking with the kids while handing out commemorative chocolate bars stamped with the presidential seal.


Only gilded jumbo-sized candy bars for Donnie Two-Scoops.

You know who The Real Terrorist is? Yes, that's right, TRUMP is the Real Terrorist Here.

Because sometimes Trump puts CANDY on innocent children's HEADS.

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There was once a man who used to put candy on children's heads.

His name was Adolf.

Adolf Hitler, I mean.

Check out the McDonald's stand video and photo below:

mcdonaldsstandhalloween.jpg


I don't know if you're history buffs like I am, but Adolf -- Hitler, I mean -- became bitter and radicalized when he failed out of his chosen occupation of being a McDonald's fry cook in Vienna.


I believe it was Hitler who coined the term, "Arbeit macht fries" during his stint at McDonalds

Posted by: KGB

Hello and Happy Friday. Also Happy Halloween. Halloween seems like it should always fall on a Friday but it rarely does. It falls on a Friday, by my rough calculations, about one in seven times. Weird.


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