Saturday Night "Club ONT" November 1, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration the 3D's - The Disco, The Dino, and The Doggo. Welcome to November. The mercury is falling and so are standards. Morons are digging through closets and dresser drawers - finding some questionable fashion choices of years past.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Drink of the Night

Playing card cocktail. Number 7 of of 54. Yup, there are Jokers in the deck!

A drink with nothing but liquor. What could go wrong?

What are YOU drinking tonight?

Club ONT Auto Repair Department

If you left your vehicle with the Club ONT Auto Repair Department and are here to complain about the delay in its return, please be assured that our highly skilled technicians are working tirelessly to take care of your vehicle. They are very busy doing many things. Your satisfaction is our highest priority. Thank you.

Club ONT Psychic

Careful, Archimedes mind reading is working, but it is still in Beta Testing.

Skip the morality words in the preamble of the article and scroll down to interesting reading.

That damned SkyNet.

Conventional circuit boards pass electrical signals through conductive metal traces, which are bonded to a rigid board commonly made of fiberglass and resin. In contrast, the new material is a soft and stretchable composite made from a recyclable polymer infused with microscopic droplets of a liquid metal alloy based on gallium. A circuit can be created on this composite by lightly scoring a pattern into its surface, which connects adjacent embedded droplets and allows electricity to flow. The rest of the material remains electrically insulating.

“It had no choice. Their defense grid was smashed. We’d won. Taking out Connor then would make no difference. SkyNet had to wipe out his entire existence!” – Kyle Reese

Club ONT But Why?

Women's Christian Temperance Union?

How they make decaf offee and non-alcoholic beer and wine. That Sanka guy.

Thankfully for those who still wish to enjoy the taste of these drinks without any of the negative effects, a wide variety of options are available, including decaffeinated coffees and teas and non-alcoholic wines and beers – many of which are virtually indistinguishable from their more psychoactive counterparts. But how are these remarkable beverages produced? How do manufacturers remove one of their most fundamental components while leaving the taste largely unchanged? Well, pour yourself a hot – or cold – one as we dive into the fascinating history and chemistry of caffeine and alcohol-free drinks.

Longish read - some moments of interest.

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The lighter may be dead but the resourcefulness is not.

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— Toxic Cowboy (@toxiccowboy1) October 30, 2025

Club ONT In Case You Missed It

H/T to publius - linked in the comments on 10/24/2025.

One of the better laughs of the week. White House trolling the hyperventilators about the East Wing.

Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline section. Click the right arrow to the fun.

Obama hosts members of the Muslim Brotherhood, a group that promotes Islamist extremism and has ties to Hamas. The Muslim Brotherhood is a designated terrorist organization by nearly a dozen nations.

Club ONT Security Arrangements

Club ONT Music

So there's a new biopic out now about Bruce Springsteen. Trailer here if you're interested.

The 3 Ds are in agreement that this is the preferred way to respond to any mention of The so-called Boss

[Disco says: Yes, that's a real urinal! A company in my neck of the woods did an outstanding job turning an empty keg into a urinal. This one is on display at the local brewery where I host a monthly Classic Rock Trivia event.]

Now if we could just get them to add in a way to require tokens, these babies would be installed here at the Club!

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Now we activate the Club jukebox

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If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked I'll stir fry you in my wok Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

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