Kamala Harris Is a Dirty Dumb Whore Cafe

richard @OSM_Photography

Oct 15

As a fan of Edward Hopper I couldn't help but take this photo in Greenwich tonight.

Teaching the puppy.

A mob of mobulas.

More Chinese quick-changing.

Li'l bronco buster.

Lava vs. snow. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Content warning. A young goat falls as he attempts to climb a very vertical cliff. The goat lives and tries again, but it's hard to watch the little guy fall. (Note: Nature photographers and editors are sometimes pretty dishonest. For all I know, this little goat did die, and then maybe they edited in another goat making the climb and just claimed it was the first goat.)

"The Shepherd's Leap," a sexual act pioneered by Kamala Harris and then adapted for use in the mountains.

You need to drive vertically when you drive in the mountains.

Surprise: tiny little baby koalas turn out to be pretty cute.

So are baby platypuses, called "puggles," which is just adorable.

Baby elephant takes a bath with its favorite rubber bath toy.

Dachshund makes a friend.

You know that video I posted late last week? Where a giant tortoise kept asking to have his shell scratched? Apparently they love that.

Albino manta ray.

Lion sunbathes on a lake rock until the local hippo bullies him off it.

You know when they say that if an animal charges you, you shouldn't run, but instead stand your ground? I don't know if that works most of the time but it works here.

Horse surfs a hill.

Is this a real video? I'd like to think so.

Rescuing a giraffe who got himself tangled in a wire fence.

Bears: A Growing Concern.

This spillway's design was inspired by Kamala Harris.

(A spillway allows excess water to pass over or around a dam instead of overtopping it and maybe causing the entire dam to collapse. This particular spillway is a big vertical shaft going down through the earth and emptying on the other side of the dam. The shaft's walls are built to a certain level and no water flows down through it unless the water rises about their height. Further information about Kamala Harris's gargantuan sex-pit here.)

Some of you were searching for "Wrong Hole" videos. Here you go.

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