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September 19, 2025

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Hello Morons! We open this ONT with a word of warning about a sinister trend:

Fido Friday: Firsty!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 20, 2025

Tonight's quiz

I think for me it would be either G or D.

Irish Heinz would like a word

What a ride

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 19, 2025

Mean mommy

Revenge is a dish that is beat served piping hot and cut into 8 pieces

Man is so damned smart, and he always has been

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 19, 2025

Be careful what you tell your mom

Men and women are different. Vive la différence !

Wholesome post

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 19, 2025

It be me

How do I get in???!

Wing wing

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 19, 2025

On living

Those drivers aren't too swift

Wholesome post, Part 2

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 20, 2025

It was a different time

Don't drink with Russians

The Fourth Reich rises

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 20, 2025

H-h-h I-i-i T-t-t L-l-l E-e-e R-r-r Hitler. Dance! * synthesizer beats *

The South may not rise again, but something else sure is

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by tolerance:

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