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June 06, 2025

Self-Service ONT

Sorry folks. We went out to dinner tonight and the restaurant was hideously slow. It took well over an hour for our meals to show up, which meant that I just got home 15 minutes ago, so...I've got a few videos that I uploaded earlier today and that's it. Since I'm falling down on the job, I'm giving you the assignment: Post links to your favorite memes in the comments. Self generated content for you.

Or just make fart jokes as usual. Whatever.

We be ballin'

pic.twitter.com/OX8sbxulbN
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 6, 2025

School's out!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 6, 2025

The pilot is glad he wore his brown pants (I know it's AI)

pic.twitter.com/l5j9t7vdvy
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 6, 2025

This is cool

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 7, 2025

And if you're ever in Nanton, Ab, the Bomber Command Museum has a whole section dedicated to the dambusters. It's well worth a visit.

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We be ballin' pic.twitter.com/OX8sbxulbN — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 6, 2025 School's out! pic.twitter.com/aNh4n0fTNc — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 6, 2025 The pilot is glad he wore his brown pants (I know it's AI) pic.twitter.com/l5j9t7vdvy — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 6, 2025 This is cool pic.twitter.com/LP8Gbdc1Mf — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 7, 2025 And if you're ever in Nanton, Ab, the Bomber Command Museum has a whole section dedicated to the dambusters. It's well worth a visit. 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