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June 06, 2025

Tilt-Shift Cafe

Pig has a doomed Peppy LePew-style crush on a cat.

Big dog gently greets a tiny kitten.

Playing with an anteater. Cute! But the anteater's front paws continue to look more like heads than the anteater's actual head.

Red panda enjoys some summer snacks.

Superdog.

Bambi and Thumper.

Classic: good boy enjoys a good slide.

Bathing your hedgehog, if you know what I mean.

This horse is either very pregnant or suffering from Equine Brian Stelterism.

Dude fishing in a lightning storm realizes his pole is made of metal. And he realizes this twice.

BMX bikers are out of control.

I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate I'm contemplating.

Dog stops by the Dog Stick Library.

Birds have a dance-off and it's not even close.

And that little boy's name was Evel Knievel.

Tilt shift photography makes real cars look like toys

pic.twitter.com/6IEYQSORhe
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) April 12, 2025

Tilt-shift photography makes real events look like toys/dioramaspic.twitter.com/DktJ2CyFnb
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) May 13, 2025

When the lens of a camera tilts so that it is no longer parallel to the camera's image sensor, it shifts the plane of focus and alters the depth of field.

This is a tilt shift view of a construction site.

[📹 albaxya0]pic.twitter.com/zDgCvGUbaM
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 29, 2024

Con el EFECTO TILT-SHIFT (o efecto diorama o miniatura) se consigue que una escena de tamaño natural parezca una en miniatura, p.ej. dentro de una maqueta.
Para ello se simula la escasa profundidad de campo de las macros difuminando los objetos que no están en el plano principal. pic.twitter.com/BuzJDHdbrF
— Nao Casanova (@NaoCasanova) February 15, 2021

Some gave all:

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Dude fishing in a lightning storm realizes his pole is made of metal. And he realizes this twice. BMX bikers are out of control. I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate I'm contemplating. Dog stops by the Dog Stick Library. Birds have a dance-off and it's not even close. And that little boy's name was Evel Knievel. Tilt shift photography makes real cars look like toys pic.twitter.com/6IEYQSORhe — Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) April 12, 2025 Tilt-shift photography makes real events look like toys/dioramaspic.twitter.com/DktJ2CyFnb — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) May 13, 2025 When the lens of a camera tilts so that it is no longer parallel to the camera's image sensor, it shifts the plane of focus and alters the depth of field. This is a tilt shift view of a construction site. [📹 albaxya0]pic.twitter.com/zDgCvGUbaM — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 29, 2024 Con el EFECTO TILT-SHIFT (o efecto diorama o miniatura) se consigue que una escena de tamaño natural parezca una en miniatura, p.ej. dentro de una maqueta. 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