Saturday Night "Club ONT" June 7, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Dress as you please. Reading aloud and commenting are encouraged. The high-tops and lounge chairs are first come, first taken. The Club supports free speech and the right to toast and roast.

Saturday Night Joke and Other Funnies

A little boy was talking to himself as he walk through his backyard, while wearing his baseball cap and holding a ball and bat. He shouted, "I'm the greatest baseball player in the world!" Then he tossed the ball into the air, swung and missed.

He then picked up the ball and tossed it the second time. He again shouted, "I'm the greatest baseball player in the world!" He swung the bat again and missed for the second time.

He paused for a second, grab the ball, and examined it carefully. Then he threw the ball the third time, and again he said, "I'm the greatest baseball player in the world!" He swung the bat very hard....and he missed for the third time.

"Wow!", he shouted. "A strikeout! What a pitcher!"

Just biding his time.

Boys being boys 😂👌 pic.twitter.com/uyD2WkomaY

— RVCJ Media (@RVCJ_FB) June 5, 2025

I'll never look at those items the same.

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9CiKnLj2Zv

— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) June 3, 2025

Drink of the Night

Bourbon Lemonade

Careful with this one! Simple to make. Such a refreshing drink -- but it will sneak up on you!

2 parts lemonade
1 part bourbon or rye
1 part triple sec or other orange liqueur
pour over ice and stir

[Disco says: Make a pitcher full of this and throw it in the fridge for a while!]

Club Approved Friends

Normal friends vs. Best friends 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/CkvMc8WeLe

— Table Shaker ❼ (@table_shaker_) June 5, 2025

Club ONT aviation news

President Trump has directed the Federal Aviation Administration to repeal the prohibition on overland supersonic flight, establish an interim noise-based certification standard, and repeal other regulations that hinder supersonic flight.

Good.

There is no Prohibition in the Club

Bootlegger and Congress

"In the summer of 1920, I met this friend in the lobby of the old Hotel Varnum in Washington," Cassiday wrote. "He introduced me to two representatives from a Southern State. They asked if I could supply them. After making arrangements to get the stuff, I made my first deliveries on Capitol Hill to these two members. These were the first members of Congress I had ever met." Cassiday later learned that his first customers both voted in favor of the 18th amendment.

Club Music

Amy Lee can sing:

A bit of a deep cut from the New Wave era. Good beat and you can dance to it!

Happy (obscure) Anniversary, Ferris Bueller!

The Club has you covered on useless factoids.

The movie was released in 1986, but...

Wrigley Field is featured in two interwoven and consecutive scenes. In the first scene, Rooney is looking for Ferris at a pizza joint while Harry Caray's voice announces the action of a ballgame that is being shown on TV. From the play-by-play descriptions, the uniforms, and the player numbers, this game has been identified as the June 5, 1985, game between the Atlanta Braves and the Chicago Cubs.

Some music from the movie...

Yello

The Flowerpot Men

Happy Anniversary, Fletch!

The movie Fletch was released in theaters 40 years ago this week. Let's revisit some great scenes from this classic 80s movie!

What are your favorite lines that weren't in that clip?

Club ONT shopping

Dakota Johnson Admits She Once Sent Gorilla Poop to a Friend's Ex: "Yes, I Did Do That"

How does one go about sending a gallon of gorilla poop? Poop Senders

We know what you're thinking. How much is a gallon of gorilla poop? Apparently a dollar more than elephant crap.

Disclaimer: Ace of Spaces and Club ONT does not endorse any particular poop provider. Do your own research before deciding on a poop sending provider.

Top 10ish comments of the week. Or thereabout...

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