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May 24, 2025

Saturday Night "Club ONT" May 24, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

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Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Please note: none of those barrels are "THE" barrel.


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Saturday Night Jokes

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Club Respect for A Legend

"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

George Wendt passed away earlier this week. Club ONT honors his contribution to pop culture and barroom laughs.


Let's raise one for ol' Normie!

In case you forgot - George Wendt also appeared in the movie Fletch as Fat Sam

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Drink of the Night

Red, White, and Blue Colada

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Ingredients 3 Oz. 2 shots of Rum 3 Oz. 2 shots of Blue Curacao 6 Oz. Pineapple Juice 4.5 Oz. Cream of Coconut 1 C. Fresh or Frozen Strawberries 2 C. Ice

Instructions
Add Rum, Pineapple Juice and Cream of Coconut and Ice to a blender.
Blend until Smooth.
Pour around 2/3 of the mixture into a separate container; leaving the rest in the blender.
Add Strawberries to remaining mixture in blender; blend until smooth.
Pour Strawberry mixture into drinking glasses, slowly pour 1/3 of the reserved Pina Colada mixture into the drinking glasses.
Add the remaining reserved mixture and Blue Curacao into the blender; blend until combined.
Slowly pour the blue mixture into the drinking glasses.
Enjoy!

Recipe link

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Club Approved Tools

Opening bottles may be the most important thing that happens in the Club this evening.

Key, belt buckle, countertop edge, screwdriver, old steel car bumper? What are some ways the Horde has opened a beer bottle?

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The Club has questions for the "Show Me" State

A bit aggressive there, Kansas City

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[Dino says: That's nuts.]

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Club Motorsport

How many hot dog puns can you think of in a two lap race involving six Wienermobiles around Indianapolis Motor Speedway?

[Disco says: Was this guy there?]

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Club Music

Revisiting the lady vocalists genre from Wednesday night.


Get out on the Club ONT dance floor!



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Be honest, 'ettes - did you look like this back in the day?

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[doggo says: They've got the look. And they can still out party some of the youth today. And not let ANYONE touch the thermostat.]


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Top 10ish comments of the week. Or thereabout...

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Honorable mention


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Club ONT brought to you by: That awkward feeling when you're driving and you wave to your friend in another car. Except it's not your friend.

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Disclaimer: Club ONT should only be enjoyed by adults or under adult supervision. Club ONT is not responsible for unattended children or adults that are acting like children. If you're feeling symptoms of acting like a child, at least be entertaining.

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