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May 18, 2025

Gun Thread: Lack O' Content Episode 1 Edition!

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Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!

Friday evening I was on the deck finishing a cigar when it started to look like rain. And it rained with some wind thrown in as a special bonus. The weather service at Ronald Reagan Airport which is not far away recorded hurricane force gusts. Below are some pictures of what happened in my backyard during the storm that literally lasted about five minutes.

With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the lame-o content below, shall we?


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Weasel's Excuse For Lame-O content This Week and Probably Next

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My back yard slopes down into a ravine where there is a busy street. Two bigly oak trees on the other side of the road came down in a mighty crash taking out the power and utility lines.

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Yes, there was a car under the mess. Miraculously the driver walked away and is OK, but the car was all smashed all to shit on the passenger side. Had they been another six feet along, it would have been a different story.

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Even more miraculous-er is the fact that Weasel Woman was making her way home at the time, and the white car was immediately behind WW. I really don't want to think about that too much.

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Here is what it looks like after I spent this morning cleaning up a bit. At the end of the day all that was lost are a few sections of picket fence which can be replaced.

All this happened Friday evening, and the utilities were restored early this morning, or about 30 hours later. Not a big deal, but Saturday (yesterday) was the day I had planned to write this week's and next week's Gun Threads as I will be traveling through Memorial Day.

Q: Weasel, how will this affect us?
A: You get pretty much a zero effort content this week, and very probably not much more than that next week.

Apologies in advance and thank you for understanding!

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FUNdamentals
Thought you would get a break from fundamentals? Think again.

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More Sig 320

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2025 NoVAMoMe

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Note: One of the great joys of NoVAMoMe season, at least for me, is being able to cut and paste the entire block of text below and haranguing you to attend the event. Are you attending? Are you focusing on the fundamentals of attending?

Alright, guys and gals, the long awaited and highly anticipated details of the 2025 NoVAMoMe are here! That's right, I finally got my act together and updated the information page for 2025, and need to go over a few details. First, the date is June 21st, 2025. Nextly, my bestest blog buddy bluebell and I have decided 2025 will be a year of NoVAMoMe simplification, and want to pass along the changes from prior years.

First, no more registration and no more advance charge for food. If you would like to attend, send an email to WeaselBell Productions, and let us know. You will be directed to a sekrit webpage with all of the details. We do ask once you have decided to attend to let us know so we can coordinate an expected count with venue management. Once there if you are hungry or thirsty simply order from the onsite menu and pay separately. Cash and credit cards accepted. Next, although fun, we have decided to take a break from the raffles and mug sales this year. Depending on how it goes, that may be something we bring back in future years. While your generosity is always appreciated, with no prize table, please leave donations and contributions at home, but bring your appetite for a great afternoon spent with your imaginary online friends.

A NoVAMoMe PSA from our pal bluebell

Hi folks - just a quick PSA. If you write for info about the MoMe, please give us a few words in the body of the email just so I know you are a Moron and not a spammer (moron). I do receive spam on this email account because it's sitting right here in my nic, so that's why I'm asking. I don't want to give our details to a spammer. Also, remember to check your spam folder if you don't receive a reply email.

Thanks.
bluebell

Seriously, just send an email then go to the website with the password provided. If you forget, a link to the email is on the main page, left sidebar. If you do not sign up, bluebell will be disappointed. Weasel will be disappointed, too, but it's bluebell you need to worry about.

That's it, people. Email WeaselBell Productions today!

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Highway Patrol
This week's episode is Mental Patient which I believe to be highly relevant here.

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Brain Eaters!

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Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!

That's it for this week - have you been to the range?

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