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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - May 18, 2025 [Doof]![]() Howdy Hordelings! Hope you have enjoyed your Sunday. The ONT is here for you to close out your day in the best way possible. Won't ya step on in and grace us with your amazing comments? Wholesome Content Camping!
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H/T: FenelonSpoke ![]() In a beautiful act of kindness, professional golfer Bryson DeChambeau recently gave a Tennessee teenager, Evan Hayes, a day he and his family will never forget. Read the whole thing. Great story, Fen! 'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper) It's that time of the week to turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n. ------ Let’s discuss mother of the bride dresses! Planning a wedding is definitely a whirlwind of decisions, and the right dress for the MOB is one of the biggies. A few etiquette considerations should be involved when deciding on the perfect dress: Coordinate with the wedding’s formality and vibe. Think about the venue and season as well. Get input from the bride to see if she wants a cohesive look or not, and have a conversation with the groom’s mom to ensure you both are aiming for the same level of formality (that aligns with point 1). Make sure you are complimenting, but not competing with the bride especially, but also the bridal party. You don’t want to look like part of the bridal party; avoid a dress that is the exact same shade as the bridesmaids. You can be cohesive without matching. In the spirit of not competing, steer clear of white, or if your bride is wearing a dress other than white, the color of the dress she has chosen. Black is okay in certain circumstances (vibe matching), but not all, and avoid being too bold. Choose a style that is flattering, think age appropriate elegance. The wedding is a garden affair? How about these floral beauties? LEO LIN Cleo A-Line Midi Dress ![]() Mac Duggal Strapless Brocade midi dress ![]() Mac Duggal sequined floral tulle midi dress ![]() More formal garden party? This Theia Jenna beaded gown is exquisite. ![]() Cocktail? Helsi Helena fit and flare ![]() Kiyonna Camille lace fit and flare ![]() Black tie or more formal evening event?
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