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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - May 14, 2025 [TRex]![]() Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. This is the Wednesday night ONT. It is also game night! Step inside and play along. TRex has an early morning, so looking for the Horde to behave itself. If you can't behave, at least be entertaining. Please observe proper ONT etiquette. Legally Sufficient has the Ruler of Dread and is authorized to wield it was warranted. JQ has the key to the kegerator, wine cellar and liquor cabinet. She also has apple juice if you desire an alcohol-free ONT. Ciampino has the sock drawer but mostly needs to stay away from cats. tcn in AK has a telescope on the roof so make an orderly line if you want to look in to the heavens or just spy on the neighbors. Miklosbot will scan the perimeter for intruders. Guess how many Peeps are the jar. No clues other than the two photos: ![]() I asked an AI tool to make an estimate based on the photos. It gave me a guess and a very convincing explanation of the logic. It was also nowhere close to the right answer. The correct answer will be posted...later. Maybe next Wed. New Yorker cartoon captions are generally insipid at best. The illustrations, however, offer a blank canvas for your own caption creations. Do your worst. Just identify which cartoon you are captioning in your post. 1. Bunny ![]() 2. Cupid ![]() 3. Sand ![]() If Youtube was made for cat videos, AI was made for baby videos: — Keep Rock Alive 🤘 (@_KeepRockAlive_) May 11, 2025
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