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April 16, 2025

Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen Flies to El Salvador to Spring Credibly-Accused MS-13 Gang Member and Domestic Abuser from Prison and Bring Him Back to the US

All of the Democrats are competing to be the nominee in the wide-open race to be the doomed 2028 nominee. They're all engaging in publicity-grubbing stunts, from The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker storing up for his next Pee Party and now to Chris Van Hollen doing the country the service of importing an MS-13 gang member.

Meanwhile, the rest of the country sees day after day after day after day of the Democrat Party showing that they would rather see one thousand dead US citizens than to see one of their illegal alien future voters deported.

Eddie Scary:

All the big problems in America have apparently been solved, so now Democrats, out of the goodness of their hearts, are heading to El Salvador in hopes of being helpful there. If you happen to need any of them, leave a message and they'll get back to you upon their return -- if they can find the time. (Probably not.)

Maryland Democrat Sen. Chris Van Hollen flew 2,000 miles on Wednesday from Washington, D.C., to San Salvador, arranging a meeting with local and American officials there. Van Hollen isn't facilitating the rescue of a wrongly imprisoned U.S. citizen or engaging in diplomatic relations with a foreign nation. He's literally there conducting a welfare check on a Salvadoran. As in, a foreign national. Not an American.

"I just landed in San Salvador a little while ago," Van Hollen proudly wrote on X, "and I look forward to meeting with the team at the U.S. embassy to discuss the release of Mr. Abrego Garcia."

I guess there weren't any actual U.S. citizens in need of Van Hollen's time. If there are, surely they can wait while he addresses the needs of a Salvadoran first.

Please, President Bukele, lock this son-of-a-bitch up.

The foreigner in question is Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, the "Maryland father," as the anti-American media are fond of describing him, who was deemed by a court to be an affiliate of a violent Latin gang and was residing in the U.S. illegally. As everyone knows now, thanks to hysterical news coverage, Garcia was recently sent to the now famous terrorist confinement prison in El Salvador, though a judge had previously ordered that, while he could be deported, he was not to be sent back to his home country out of concern for his safety.

It was an illogical mandate to begin with. If he can't be sent back to where he's from, what other country was expected to volunteer to take him? Why would they?

Now that Van Hollen has trumped his stunt, what's the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker going to do now?

Van Hollen won't be the last Democrat to embark on the holy journey for noncitizens who broke the law by trespassing our borders. Politico on Tuesday reported that New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker is planning a trip, potentially with additional colleagues. Reps. Maxwell Frost of Florida and Robert Garcia of California also said they want to go.

Oh. He's just going to copy his homework.

It is now reported that the wife of the "Maryland father" sought a restraining order against him for domestic violence.

The wife of Kilmar Garcia, a man who was deported from Maryland to his native El Salvador in March 14, has spoken out publicly to ask that he be returned to the US and their family. A GoFundMe crowdsourcing campaign has raised over $165,000. What Jenniefer Vasquez did not mention, however, is that she petitioned for a domestic violence protective order against him in 2021.

Revealing the information about the protective order in a post, Andy Ngo said "The wife of deported suspected gang terrorist Kilmar Abrego Garcia either lied to the court when she petitioned for a domestic violence protective order against him or she is lying now on the GoFundMe claiming he is an excellent husband as over $162K has poured in." The case detail shows that it was brought by Vasquez against Garcia in May 2021 for domestic violence. The case has since been closed. Garcia has been referred to by many media outlets as a "Maryland man" or "Maryland dad."

Per The Chesepeake Today, "Jennifer Vasquez filed for a protective order due to domestic violence from her husband on May 13, 2021, and a final order was issued on June 17, 2021, by Prince George's County District Court Judge LaKeecia Allen. Judge Allen was elevated to the Circuit Court on Aug. 1, 2024, by Maryland Governor Wes Moore. Judge Allen previously served as a prosecutor in the Prince George's State's Attorney's Office."



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