Three Goat Pile-Up Cafe

Two elk lock horns
by Zach Rockvam

Here's a big elk just struttin' around like he owns the place.

Giving your dog a Sensory Spa Day. This poor abused dog.

Dogs know the right way to handle the f'n' media.

Red Pandas doing some Crossfit. (They all later had to visit their chiropractors.)

A special-needs bobcat shows his appreciation.

ICYMI: Tricking a 'roo.

Big ol' elephant.

Capybara party.

Furry sleepover party.

Big Chungus Grizzly is out of control.

A polar bear, born in a state of out-of-controlness, accepts some pretzels from a guy on a Snow-Cat and then wonders what else the guy might have that would be worth eating, like arms and legs.

Baby horse, one day old and spotted like a Dalmatian, takes his first steps.

Nine month old horse touches the ocean for the first time.

Watch out for the Drop Lions.

Just a couple of bros hanging out on the savanna.

Pet otter (evil). So I think the good sea otters all have spiky, shaggy hair like they're the "cool skater kids" in a 90s teen movie, and the evil sea otters all have straight, neat hair like the Rich ROTC Bullies in a 90s teen movie. This makes sense to me.

Big bird chases around little birds. It's all in good fun. I think. Who can know the mind of a bird? Surely not me. We need a Twitter Expert on Bird Psychology to weigh in.

posted by Ace at 07:35 PM

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