Saturday Night "Club ONT" April 19, 2025 [The 3 D's]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Two D show tonight as the Doggo jumped the fence and is roaming the neighborhood - if you get a message from him about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.

Top photo: Easter baskets at Club ONT may be a little different than those the Easter Bunny leaves for the kiddies.

Saturday Night Jokes

I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.

"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."
Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
"Ok, same difference."
*looks at group*
Oh, this guy is good.

I’m going to spend my retirement years driving around in this looking for climate change protesters blocking the street pic.twitter.com/JQAayppiBa

— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) April 10, 2025

Club worthy content.

Drink like a Viking. Super-Sized.

The Vikings are not only known for their prowess in war but also their penchant for drinking - with a particular fondness for beer and mead. The latest archaeology discovery reinforces the latter notion as archaeologists have uncovered a massive Norse hall dating back to 1,100 years ago. Given the structure's design and location, researchers believe that the Medieval stone structure may have been a drinking hall meant for the leisurely gatherings of the Viking elite.

Drink of the Night

The Drunk Bunny (sorry, not that type of bunny)

Ingredients:

- 1 or make it 2 shots of white rum - Bacardi Silver preferred
- 8oz Pink Lemonade - fresh squeezed with a bit of strawberry puree. Or one of those frozen cans in the freezer
- Garnish with lemon slice and strawberry slice
- Float a Peeps bunny marshmallow on top

Or go wild and make it a frozen drink.
- Sugar the rim of the glass

Just your typical Club ONT regular

Saturday evening and pub is calling 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/8mf309uNHR

— Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@Boldyboy1975) April 12, 2025

Club ONT music

SRV with the house party music:

Amazing Grace from outside my cottage. Wishing you a peaceful Easter from the west of Ireland🕊️ pic.twitter.com/mkFsLk7guK

— Patrick Dexter (@patrickdextervc) April 18, 2025

Someone say "house"? Here are The Housemartins bringing us to Happy Hour!

Sure. OK.

Why men live longer than women…. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/kIdch7SWPH

— Motorgarimadness! (@itssoulo) April 17, 2025

Top 10ish comments of the week. Or thereabout...

Club ONT brought to you by: Sometimes no story is better than 'that story.' There is a time to keep your pants on and go East or West. Or maybe not.

If Club ONT is a rockin, don't bother knockin'. Just come on in. If Club ONT is not rocking, please enter and commence rocking. Someone has to get the party started.

posted by Open Blogger at 09:55 PM

| Access Comments