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We got dire wolves before we got Winds of Winter. (USA Today)

(Joke stolen from approximately eleventy trillion people because I gave up after the first book.)

Massive Dynamic - the company that recently gave the world woolly mice - has successfully reintroduced fluffy white dire wolf* pups, genetically modifying existing grey wolves with ancient samples of dire wolf DNA.

(Shoves New Scientist back into the locker.)

* Genome may settle in shipping.

Tech News

The S in MCP stands for "security". (Elena Cross)

MCP, which stands for something, is a software bus for connecting multiple LLMs together.

Every single component of it is insecure in multiple different ways.
NIH scientists say they have a cancer breakthrough but it is being delayed by layoffs. They are lying. (MSN)

They have one study that showed some improvement in 25% of patients using personalised immunotherapy on colorectal cancer.
The Bigme B7 is a 7" colour e-ink tablet with a pretty decent 300 dpi resolution. (Liliputing)

That's 1264x1680 in this case, which is fine. But only applies in black-and-white; when you use colour the resolution is cut in half, which kind of sucks.

Pre-order price is $229.
The "abruptly former" Microsoft employee who went insane and accused Clippy of genocide is now in fact former. (The Verge)

Clippy is innocent.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: I see you are attempting to overthrow the government. Would you like me to pin the blame on the CIA?

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