Saturday Night "Club ONT" April 5, 2025 [The 3 D's]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. You have cracked the code - the Club is open. Don't just stand there, come on in!

Saturday Night Jokes

A man is hitchhiking on a lonely road.

After a good while an old beat-up truck stops and picks him up and after a couple of minutes of small talk the driver asks the man if he wants some booze. Sure, he says and gets handed a bottle. When he tries to drink it the smell of bad moonshine overwhelms him and he declines the drink. The old man driving just steps on the brakes and pulls a shotgun and screams, "Now, you drink or I'll blow your head off." The guy does what he's told and takes a steady sip. After that, the old man says, "Good, now you aim at me so I can have a drink too".

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Cough syrup bottle from 1888. Alcohol, cannabis, chloroform, morphia (morphine). This would have made for an OUTSTANDING "drink of the night"!

As for this evening's actual Drink of the Night - our distributor is running a bit behind with a few of these

🗣️Bring back the Coors Party Ball🗣️ pic.twitter.com/fihyLgz6B5

— OutKick (@Outkick) November 19, 2024

On their way to Club ONT!

Woowpic.twitter.com/5w35eLPxAs

— The Best (@Thebestfigen) April 2, 2025

Kinda cool, but beware if this person tries to make you a bar bet.

Did you know that?pic.twitter.com/dumRYEWwQv

— The Best (@Thebestfigen) March 16, 2025

The official food of Club ONT (at least for this edition) is the Polish Cannonball.

It also happens to be a new offering at Pittsburgh Pirates baseball games. Any food named after ordnance has to be either really good or really dangerous, right?

The last new PNC Park item is the Polish Cannonball. The Polish cannonball has egg noodles, kielbasa, cabbage, bacon, cheddar cheese, and herb crema dip. The Polish cannonball comes in a basket size of deliciousness.

Club ONT only has the highest quality live entertainment:

Who wants to tell them? Who wants a twelve pack and a lawn chair to watch?

In the county seat of Otter Tail County, the town of Fergus Falls, Minnesota, offers a real otter tale: the world's largest. For more than 50 years, Otto has stood sentry over Grotto Lake, as the beloved mascot of the city.

Top 10ish comments of the week. Or thereabout...

[Doggo says: Comment too good not to include - even if served up by our co-conspirator. Honorable mention comment of the week.]

Tonight's Club ONT closes with a reminder of when we were a proper country

Club ONT is an extreme ride intended only for thrill seekers. You may experience sudden drops, sharp turns, high speed motion and steep inclines. You may get wet. Gravity remains undefeated, so participate in Club ONT at your own risk. There is no minimum height requirement, but watch your head if you're on the taller side. Club ONT may close temporarily due to weather conditions, mechanical issues, otter attacks, or unforeseen circumstances. The complaints box is located behind the bumper cars. The suggestion box is in front of the merry go round. Thank you for your patronage.

posted by Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

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