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February 28, 2025
The Happy Hooker: My ONT Story
Howdy Horde! Boy, what a day, huh? I don't think I've EVER seen anything like that smackdown on Zelensky. Right out in public, being broadcast live. Amazing.
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Slavs
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 28, 2025
IYKYK
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I wonder why he's having problems? The place looks clean
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 28, 2025
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Round and round she goes
WTF Connor?
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 1, 2025
Fishing
I have the exact same shirt, with the exact same misprint. I only wear it when I go out to bars, but people think it's the funniest thing.
For sale
War, on drugs
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 28, 2025
New study
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I afraid I can't do that Dave
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Green Shoots, For Real: Interest Rates Begin Falling Due to Cuts to Federal Spending
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Green Shoots, For Real: Interest Rates Begin Falling Due to Cuts to Federal Spending
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