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February 28, 2025
Doomcock Was WRONG: Narcissistic Incomptent Kathleen Kennedy Calls Her Media Supplicants to Tell Them "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, EVER! I'M RIDING THIS BOMB ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!"For the first time in ten years, people allowed themselves to hope for the future of LucasFilm. Kaffeine Kennedy can't have that. I think Clownfish TV said that this particular "reporter" is a dyed-in-the-wool Disney shill and a Kathleen Kennedy shill specifically. If you don't believe Clownfish, check out this opening labial ball-washing: I thought I'd seen it all in trade journalism, but the piranha-like frenzy on Kathleen Kennedy and the successor speculation that followed Matt Belloni's Puck report that Disney was putting her out to pasture is a new one on me. Belloni for years has been beating on Kennedy like she owes him money, and this week he reported Kennedy was retiring. I recall he essentially did the same thing more than a year ago, and yet here she still is, producing The Mandalorian movie and prepping the Shawn Levy-directed Star Wars film that Ryan Gosling is circling, as well as numerous other film and streaming projects with A-list participants. Really? It didn't seem like your make-it-up-on-the-day sequel trilogy had a plan. ... I can explain why people talk about this: Because everyone's shocked she wasn't fired eight years ago. And we all know why she wasn't: She wears the +3 Ring of DEI Protection and the +2 Vest of Post-#MeToo Eternal Job Security for Stronk Women.
This just in: Star Wars toys are rotting on the shelves at discounters like Ollie's because no one under 40 cares about Star Wars any longer. Not a single question about The Acoylte. She keeps bringing up The Mandalorian, which was briefly a success before she ordered it be improved to appeal to The Modern Audience. On to The Toxic Fandom. Or Toxic Former Fandom. DEADLINE: You've got a long resume of big movies. Compared to that, how much tougher is the challenge of so much public scrutiny and second guessing by the rabid fan base? It's not uncommon to develop a project with big names who fall out when visions don't align, but they get reported as a big implosion. She babbles about all the obviously-canceled projects she announced, insisting they're all still in development. (No word on Rion Johnon's or Patty Jenkin's movies, though.) She insists that Taika Watiti is still working on a Star Wars movie, even after he puked up Thor: Love and Thunder.
TJM sees this as a deniadmission: She's admitting she's looking for a successor, who she thinks will be named by the end of the year, but still casts this as a denial that she's leaving LucasFilm, for some egotistical reason: She admits in this very interview that she's putting together a succession plan that will take effect by about the end of the year. Meanwhile, Captain America is such a bomb that it's literally collapsing the movie theaters it's shown in.
Thanks goodness there were only two people in the theater during the main night-time showing, huh? Marvel saved some lives by making its movies so unwatchable. The media crows that Captain America will "win" the box office for the third weekend in a row... versus no competition at all. It will make a mere fourteen million dollars this weekend. The bottom has fallen out. One media source is at least willing to admit it "wins" the weekend during a "sleepy" period at the box office. It is just barely crawling over the $300 million worldwide box office line, which means it will probably not make anywhere close to $400 million in total. The film cost at least $250 million to make and some claim it cost over $300 million. Marvel's latest release, Captain America: Brave New World, has faced a steep decline in its second weekend, yet it is on track to cross the $300 million milestone globally. Starring Anthony Mackie and Harrison Ford, the film saw a 68.3% drop in the US and a 61.8% decline internationally, signaling a sluggish run despite a strong start. Was it strong? It made 87.5 million over four days (Thurs-Sun) in its opening weekend. This is not strong for a would-be blockbuster. | Recent Comments
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