Saturday Night "Club ONT" February 15, 2025 [The 3 D's]

Welcome to another presentation of Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Keep your hands to yourself, and make sure your arms and legs stay between the margins. This --- is Club ONT!

Saturday Night Joke

Two foreign women have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, one of the women points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter.

Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?

Club ONT Recognizes Another Club

Ain’t no party like an inflatable pickleball party. 🦖 pic.twitter.com/2IDYOqO9vz

— The Kitchen Pickleball 👨🏻‍🍳 (@TheKitchenPB) February 8, 2025

Yeah, but how much for a set of TRex arms?

Stegosaurus 'Apex' sold for nearly $45 million

Apex Stegasaurus is on display at the American Museum of Natural History in New York.

[Disco says: Dis you, Dino??]

[Dino says: careful when drilling into my past! My ancestors can be crude.]

[Doggo says: And then alcohol said, "Be the rebel you think you are." Alcohol was wrong.]

Club ONT Jukebox - Catchy guitar riff!

Drink of the night

How to Make Vodka Jello Shots

Or maybe you'd prefer some that taste like an old fashioned?

Old Fashioned Jello Shots

Club ONT Jukebox - Funky Earworm

Post-Valentine's Day meme sale - everything half off:

If you try to strike him down, you only make him stronger. They tried lawfare and got their mugshot on the front page of the newspaper, but now the mugshot on the front page of the New York Post is framed in the Oval Office.

Unable to offer attractive wages, a Japanese tech company has been trying to attract new talent by offering ingenious benefits such as free alcoholic drinks at work and hangover leaves.

Here, the boss himself brings the booze and happily toasts with his employees as part of a special benefit meant to attract young talent. And if some of them have one or two drinks too many, they can use their "hangover leaves" to come in late at work, no questions asked.

[Dino says: sleeping off a hangover is one thing, but how about immunity for stupid things said or done while drinking at work?]

Club-worthy Comments

Closing things out with... "Ice Topping"??

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