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Daily Mail: "Depressed" Joe Biden is Being Encouraged by "Vengeful" Doktor Jill Biden to "Burn the Whole Thing Down" as Payback for CoupAs you know, Biden is particularly enraged at Nancy Pelosi for ringleading the coup against him. Well, her and Obama, of course. It is no coincidence that Biden is considering proposing banning congressmen trading in individual stocks -- far too late, of course, but he's considering that to embarrass Nancy Pelosi, who is infamous for somehow being the most astute individual sock-picker in the world. She's just that smart. Like Hillary Clinton making a fortune trading cattle futures -- all of their successes are due to their own research and sky-high IQs. Getting passed insider information, and having advanced knowledge of what market-altering bills are about to be proposed, has nothing to do with it. Not a thing, Woman-Hating Bigots! Damn your mouths for even whispering it! -- In a call with news media last week, U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville characterized President Joe Biden's recent call to ban congressional stock trading as a retaliation against U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, for her alleged role in pressuring the president to step out of the 2024 race. This is probable cause for arrest right here.
The famously pro-free-market Nancy Pelosi wants you to know she's so pro-free-market that it would be a deprivation of her rights to block her from making trades in individual stocks. Note this ban is just about picking individual stocks -- congressmen could still do what 90% of the public does, which is just invest in a broad money-market type pool of stocks. Via andycanuck, nasty whore "doctor" Jill Biden is urging Biden to "burn it all down" on their way out. At least according to the Daily Mail: Tis the season for revenge! For President Joe Biden is spending the remaining weeks of his presidency settling scores. What next for this pair of diseased grifters?
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