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The Unbearable Lightness Of ONTingHowdy Hordelings! Saw this the other day and found it interesting. Looks like those of us in the central time bone are the future. Yup, we're going to save the country, right here in diddle America. ![]() Fly Me To The Moon Woman reveals her plans to have sex with Elon Musk and give birth to first 'Martian baby' She's an OnlyFans model (porn actress) who wants to fly to Mars with Elon and have a kid. The interesting part was this, however: But according to scientists, the difficulties of having sex on Mars make this highly improbable, if not impossible. They don't say why, however. Now I'm curious why they think you can't get knocked up unless you're on Earth. Recess Appointments Brief: On the Article II Recess Appointments Clause I'm not going to quote anything because it dry and written by a lawyer, but he does give some detail about how and why Trump can make recess appointments for his cabinet. Worth reading if that interests you.
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Like many homeowners, Robert Brown purchased a home warranty to protect his finances against problems that might occur on his property. Naturally, when his air conditioner broke, he contacted his warranty company to get it repaired. Ultimately they did pay. I've been quite happy with our home warranty company, but I know that not all of them are easy to work with.
Reality remains undefeated and suddenly it reasserted itself. Yet in order to appeal to one of the two genders which now apparently exist again, Democratic organizers ended up falling back on clichéd stereotypes of what men are… because they actually have no idea. And it was glorious.
Kamala Spent $100 Million a Week
Kamala was blowing through $100 million a week. Where did that money go? The answer in a lot of organizations tends to be ‘consultants’, people put on staff because they’re somebody’s pals or politically connected.
Meet the Newest Weapon in the Fight Against Cellphone Scammers
“Created using a range of cutting-edge AI technology and trained with the help of one of YouTube’s best-known scambaiters, Jim Browning, Daisy is a lifelike AI Granny completely indistinguishable from a real person,” O2 explains in a press release. “Able to interact with scammers in real time without any input from her creators, O2 has put Daisy to work around the clock answering dodgy calls.” Heehee. That's great.
After Donald Trump nominated RFK Jr. for the post, Time magazine called him “a vaccine skeptic who spreads medical disinformation and conspiracy theories,” and quoted Lawrence Gostin, director of Georgetown University’s O’Neill Institute for National and Global Health Law as saying of his nomination, “I can’t think of a darker day for public health and science.” But I think we need to draw distinctions. Some of his ideas are whacko, but many are not. That's not a bad suggestion for a starting point to determine which is which.
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