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November 13, 2024

The Morning Report (11/13/24) Substitute Edition

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Good morning Morons. J.J. asked me to fill in him for him the remainder of the week as his computer remains held hostage. He didn't say that I couldn't have a Mystery Click or a video below the fold.

So you will get those along with the following.............

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POTUS-Elect Donald Trump keeps the top notch picks coming. Trump taps former intelligence chief to serve as new CIA director

Be still my beating heart. RFK Jr. suggests 600 people from the National Institutes of Health will be fired on day one of Trump’s second term

What a horrible way to go. Aren't EVs to die for? Friends trapped in fireball Tesla burned to death as 'doors failed' after crash

Maybe math isn't Senator Fetterman's top subject. We really don't need you to approve when we are in the majority. John Fetterman Endorses Marco Rubio for Secretary of State

Excuse me if I don't get overly excited about "upcoming hearings". House Republicans demand Biden Cabinet members preserve all documents, communications

I feel better now. These emotionally retarded idiots will not reproduce. Report: Women Stockpile Abortion Pills, Men Schedule Vasectomies After Election

Perhaps this Prof and her class will follow the Self-sterilization route. Michigan State prof offers students 'free bonus points' for showing up to class after Trump win

Good luck with retirement. Denzel Washington announces he’s retiring after next batch of films — including ‘Black Panther 3’

Genius Award Winner! Missing father faked death, left country to meet with another woman: Wisconsin sheriff

I love it when a plan comes together. Feel Good Story. Home Invaders Meet Their Match When TX, FL Armed Citizens Fight Back

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A week ago today I woke up to find that Donald J. Trump was now President Elect President Trump. I still have a schadenboner.

The following just keeps it alive.......

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