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November 08, 2024
FBI Brass "Stunned" and "Shellshocked" By Trump WinThe FBI is one of our main "intelligence" services. We are cooked as a nation unless Trump can fix things fast. Apparently one thing they fear: That Trump will re-establish the fitness tests the fat-asses and man-tits canceled, and force their fat soft weakling asses out the door. The brass on the seventh floor at FBI headquarters in Washington are walking around in a daze and wary of a housecleaning since President-elect Donald Trump won his reelection on Tuesday, according to inside sources. Kerry Picket reports that not only are Christopher Wray and his deputy doomed -- the feeling is that Trump will fire him and not even let him use his precious FBI plane to fly him home -- but the entire top "leadership" of this corrupt institution will be fired, too. Before you read this, make sure you're wearing loose, dry clothing, because you're about to be aroused. Others on the 7th floor of the FBI are so concerned about their own jobs that they are likely to flood the Washington, D.C., private security job market, sources say. Speaking of the FBI: They waited until after the election, of course, to indict an Iranian Republican Guard agents for plotting to murder our President-Elect.
Three people have been charged in an alleged Iran-linked plot to assassinate President-elect Donald Trump, an Iranian-American activist and two Jewish Americans living in New York, according to a criminal complaint unsealed Friday in New York. Fire. Them. All. | Recent Comments
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