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November 08, 2024

FBI Brass "Stunned" and "Shellshocked" By Trump Win

The FBI is one of our main "intelligence" services.

We are cooked as a nation unless Trump can fix things fast.

Apparently one thing they fear: That Trump will re-establish the fitness tests the fat-asses and man-tits canceled, and force their fat soft weakling asses out the door.

The brass on the seventh floor at FBI headquarters in Washington are walking around in a daze and wary of a housecleaning since President-elect Donald Trump won his reelection on Tuesday, according to inside sources.

The Washington Times learned through several anonymous bureau sources that senior executives who run the agency were "stunned" and "shell-shocked" by Mr. Trump's victory over Vice President Kamala Harris.

"You know the fit test? How they let the standards slack on the fit test?" the first FBI source said, referring to the agency's physical fitness requirements. "Everyone's going to have a real problem when they're running for the door."

Kerry Picket reports that not only are Christopher Wray and his deputy doomed -- the feeling is that Trump will fire him and not even let him use his precious FBI plane to fly him home -- but the entire top "leadership" of this corrupt institution will be fired, too.

Before you read this, make sure you're wearing loose, dry clothing, because you're about to be aroused.

Others on the 7th floor of the FBI are so concerned about their own jobs that they are likely to flood the Washington, D.C., private security job market, sources say.

According to most of the sources, no one in the FBI at a GS-14 level or higher is safe from losing their job after Mr. Trump is sworn in, and they fully expect the president-elect to "smash the place to pieces when he gets in," and that it will be a "bloodbath."

Former FBI whistleblower George Hill told The Washington Times that people in the agency say the current state of the FBI is "frazzled."

"I have friends still at the Bureau telling me that no less than 50 Senior Executives (SES) are scrambling to retire ASAP," he said.

Speaking of the FBI: They waited until after the election, of course, to indict an Iranian Republican Guard agents for plotting to murder our President-Elect.


The FBI sure didn't want to acknowledge before the election that Obama's patrons in Iran were attempting to interfere in the election by assassinating Obama's opposition.

Three people have been charged in an alleged Iran-linked plot to assassinate President-elect Donald Trump, an Iranian-American activist and two Jewish Americans living in New York, according to a criminal complaint unsealed Friday in New York.

Farhad Shakeri, Carlisle Rivera and Jonathan Loadholt are charged with murder-for-hire, according to the U.S. Department of Justice. Rivera and Loadholt have been arrested, while Shakeri, who the FBI described as an "asset" of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, is believed to be in Tehran.

The IRGC tasked Shakeri with surveilling and killing Trump to avenge the death of Qassem Soleimani, the leader of Iran's elite Quds Force, in a U.S. drone strike in Baghdad in January 2020, according to the complaint.

"There are few actors in the world that pose as grave a threat to the national security of the United States as does Iran. The Justice Department has charged an asset of the Iranian regime who was tasked by the regime to direct a network of criminal associates to further Iran's assassination plots against its targets, including President-elect Donald J. Trump," Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a statement announcing the charges.

Fire.

Them.

All.


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