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October 23, 2024

In the Democrats' Latest Masculinity Pageant, Democrat Missouri Senate Candidate Lucas Kunce Plays GunBuddies With Noted Heterosexual Adam Kinzinger... and Shoots a Reporter Due to Complete Lack of Safety Training

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The bachelor friends were firing rifles at steel targets at a range of less than 15 or 18 feet.

Those bullets have a lot of momentum in them and if you fire at them from such a short range, there's a good chance a bullet will come ricocheting back and hit you.

Real men know this.

Sissies LARPing at men do not.

Tough Guy Lucas Kunce, who look like he's lovingly stared into another man's balls once or seventy times, did not.

He played Woods Warrior with his pal Adam Kinzinger, blasted a rifle at a steel target only mere yards a way, and plugged a reporter there to helpfully document the Manlinesss Pageant with red hot shrapnel.

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Sean Davis explains why sissies should not LARP with guns:

Sean Davis @seanmdav

I'm sorry, but this tweet is INSANE. It contains multitudes. The longer you look at the photos, the worse it gets.

1) They are shooting steel at 5-7 yards with rifles, which could've killed somebody given the force with which the bullets will ricochet off the steel targets at the at distance. You would instantly get permanently banned at my range if you did that. Zero questions asked.

2) Kinzinger holds his rifle like a complete ninny, and that will never not be funny to me. And pro-tip for @AdamKinzinger: the eye protection works better when it's on your eyes, not your head. You stupid idiot. Try using your brain for once. You're lucky you still have one after today.

3) Kinzinger is for some reason using a high-powered scope (at least a 3-9x by the looks of it) to shoot a target 5 yards away.

4) There is a bolt action rifle on the table, so presumably someone was also using that to shoot steel at 5 yards. Insane.

5) There are at least two canisters of explosive Tannerite powder on the table, down range from where guns are being fired. That could've potentially killed or seriously injured someone if someone shot it or if someone was stupid enough to be shooting close enough to steel for a ricochet to hit it.

6) At one point the cameraman is down range from all the guns, which--given the violations we've found so far--we can assume are not safe and unloaded. Way to think that one through, dummy.

7) And these morons are so stupid that EVEN AFTER SHOOTING SOMEONE (whose injury was due entirely to negligence), they thought it would be an awesome idea to post the evidence of their idiocy for all the world to see. Lawyer up, dummies, because that reporter you could've killed has you dead to rights.

Absolutely mind-blowing insanity from a candidate for a political party that wants to take away your guns because it claims you can't safely own them.

Lucas Kunce actually had the audacity to tweet: "Great day at the range." Except for the accidental shooting, of course.

Not even Dick Cheney had the gall to claim his accidental shooting was part of a "great day hunting ducks."

Sean answered him: "Great day at the range? You shot someone."

Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) @AdamKinzinger

Donald Trump hates the military and is a piece of human garbage.

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
You nearly murdered a reporter today while holding a rifle like you were an extra in a Grindr ad.

I'm just so impressed by Democratic men dressing in Hunter Drag to show us how manly they are!


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