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September 24, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/24/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“He was my partner, my other half. One half of my heart and I’m the other half of his heart,” Tonya Lee wife of slain St. Louis police officer.


Quote II

"Why has the State Department not formally removed Malley from his position, nearly 15 months after he was placed on leave and 17 months after his clearance was suspended?" Rep. Jim Banks (R., Ind.)


Quote III

“Just as important for the fairness of our justice system is when we recognize when leniency is warranted — that we distinguish between the mastermind and the willing accomplice,” Sassoon, who was one of the lead government lawyers at the trial last year, said. “In the government’s view, a lenient sentence is what is just.” Assistant U.S. Attorney Danielle Sassoon
Leniency is warranted. YGTBFKM! Oh well, tell that to J6 political prisoners who did nothing more than trespass.



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In this week's Cut Rate Genital Mishaps we take a look at men who want a larger man organ. What is a 'search engine' for $500!

EXTREME LENGTHS Wannabe surgeon, 36, performed penis enlargement ops without any training leaving customers with gruesome infections
Thai cops used a sophisticated sting operation to arrest the quack doc


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Pass this along to someone on the fence about voting for president in November.


A RACOON PROBLEM CAN EXPLAIN TRUMP'S ATTRACTION

Like many citizens, I've wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkably large and loyal following. It's obvious why he probably should not! I, personally, do not like Trump or his persona. I wish he would just "go away" and spare us the embarrassment of having him show up on TV.

However; it doesn't look like he's about to leave the scene..... I still struggle to understand....

Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY... (or it's as good as any I can come up with).

Do you really want to know how the majority of American citizens feel? This applies to both Democrats and Republicans; read below, it says it all.

You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. And they have learned to get to the top floor of your once beautiful, middle class home. You want no them gone immediately. You call the city, 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.

But there is this one guy that specializes in racoon eradication and he guarantees you to get rid of them. So you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you don't even care if he's a misogynist. you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best to solve the problem. Period.

Here's a corollary story for why Trump has such a large following of patriotic American citizens. Yes he's a bit of an ass (maybe a total ass). Yes, he's an egomaniac, an adulterer, a loud-mouth and abusive but we don't care because he makes sense with "Make America Great Again". The country is a mess because politicians totally suck and produce only self-serving rules. The Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. Washington DC is infested with self-serving pests. We want it all fixed!

We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he once was friendly with Hillary, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair. This country is weak in resolve and bankrupt. Our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals (probably even terrorists), we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED"!!!

And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, sick of identity politics with self-identified special groups, sick of trying to guess the preferred pronoun and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed!!!!

Trump may not be a saint (he's definitely NOT), but he doesn't have lobbyist money holding him and he doesn't have political correctness restraining him. All you know is that he has been very successful, is a good negotiator, and he has built a lot of things. He's also not a politician.......he's not a cowardly politician......

And he says he'll fix it. And, we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.

We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!!

The raccoons have got to go!!!!


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If you can't beat them, join them. Or how a humble former police officer done allegedly naughty things.

Ex-Chicago cop — once a national TV pundit on policing — is now an accused police impersonator

Dimitri Roberts, 44, was charged last week with posing as a federal drug agent in Texas. He’s also been accused of impersonating cops in California and Chicago in recent years.


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“Pretty sure that she was pretty shaken up, but looking at it from outside, she was fairly calm considering how dramatic this incident was,” 'She is also one hell of a Genius Award Winner.Coral Gables Fire Rescue Chief Xavier Jones said. Oh I might have been reading the chief's mind.

By Chris Hush, NBC South Florida and Brian Hamacher, NBC South Florida
A woman was rescued after a crash left a Porsche SUV dangling from the third floor of a parking garage in Coral Gables, Florida, on Monday, officials said.

The incident happened on the third floor of a garage at 1567 San Remo Ave. after, officials said, it appeared the woman driving the SUV accidentally hit the accelerator.

Coral Gables Fire Rescue officials said the crash sent the SUV through a concrete barrier.


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