Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/31/24)

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...(H/T AZ deplorable moron)

Consumption of convenience store sushi or steak tartare before oral sex is probably not a good idea. MAN DOWN Man, 38, gets food poisoning in his penis… in bizarre case after ‘vigorous romp’ with his wife

The man said he'd been struck by a bout of vomiting after sex, offering clues for his diagnosis

IN a bizarre, never-before-seen case, a man was treated for food poisoning affecting his genital region.

The 38-year-old sought help after suffering redness and swelling to his penis for about a week.

And if you didn't think gas station food was bad. How about a scorpion in your bed biting your..........

A wealthy California man claims his sex life has been ruined following a painful encounter at the luxury Venetian Resort in Las Vegas.

Michael Farchi, 62, says he was sleeping in the Palazzo Tower during the 2023 Christmas holiday when he woke up with a searing pain and realized a scorpion had bitten his testicles.

'He felt multiple additional stinging sensations on his hand and groin area,' according to a lawsuit filed on behalf of Michael Farchi and his wife, Batia.

I think if he was so wealthy he would be hiring Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, S.C rather than My Bed Bug Lawyer.

You. Get off my lawn.

Millennials are an interesting generation in that they spent a significant portion of their childhood without cell phones and the internet. And as they grew up through adolescence and young adulthood, consumer technology made massive leaps and bounds giving them an appreciation for the fact that they can have high speed mobile internet access from pretty much anywhere in the world.

However, old habits die hard.

Like reserving "serious business" for laptop and desktop computers.

I would like to see some enterprising wet behind the ears dork write an ONT on a "smart phone".

"Oh piss on it" takes on a whole new meaning. Genius Award Winner.

The 59-year-old internist sold his Florida medical practice in 2022 to a fellow doctor. In recent months, Baula reportedly “became upset...over the business” with the purchaser, Dr. Dylan Dinesh, 32, who runs Affiliated Health Clinics out of Baula’s former office in St. Petersburg.

Court records do not reveal the nature of the business dispute.

Investigators allege that Baula went to Dinesh’s office on July 30 and soaked the front doors “in gallons of fluid, which had the odor of urine.” On August 17, Baula allegedly returned to the property and again unleashed a cascade of the rank-smelling liquid.

On both occasions, cops say, Baula and his vehicle were recorded by surveillance cameras.

The urine-smelling liquid “soaked into the front wooden doors, causing irreparable damage.” Replacing the door will cost $1500, according to an arrest affidavit, which reports that the medical practice suffered $6000 in other losses related to the urine attacks.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:49 PM

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