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There Was a Massive Earthquake Last Night and the Geography of the Political World Is Now ChangedDems freak out over Biden's debate performance: 'Biden is toast' Really? That surprises me, that really surprises me, because the Lying Media's claim for the past two weeks has been that all videos showing Biden wandering or stiffly trying to sit down when all other dignitaries knew to stand were just "cheap fakes." CBS told me so. They deleted a video of Biden wandering and posted instead a note saying it was fake. But now the Lying Press is telling me, all that was real? Is the media once again just going to pretend it wasn't caught outrageously lying to aid the Democrat Party? That's one of those rhetorical questions. Of course they'll lie. It's literally all the do. The Gaslight Media does nothing but gaslight the public, often with psyops cooked up by their communist anti-American partners in the treasonous and, I dare say, delightfully prosecutable "Intelligence Community." President Joe Biden opened the debate with a raspy voice and disjointed, rambling answers, reigniting Democratic concerns about his age and ability to take on former President Donald Trump. A commenter said, about an hour in, that the excuse that would be proffered is that Biden had a cold. I immediately, vigorously endorsed that speculation. It was correct -- and even Politico is throwing doubts at Biden's camp for making this claim only after the debate. A person familiar with Biden's health claimed that his performance is due to a cold. But the president's team hadn't mentioned that to reporters until Biden began to answer questions in the debate. MSNBC is all-in on that lie, and saying the Real Villains Here were the White House staffers who failed to set expectations lower by telling us about his non-existent cold.
'WTF': Panicked Dems start looking for alternatives to Biden Talking about the death of politicians is okay if you're a Regime progressive. So any of you who want to talk about Biden's death -- just announce you're a Democrat donor.
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro Yes that's my point, Ben. Stop copying my homework. (This whole post was written at 11:20 pm last night.) My fren Erielle Azarad: Erielle Azerrad @politicalelle Not just the administration -- every reporter in DC knew about this and concealed it from their readers/viewers. Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin Yes but, let's be serious, their job is to lie to voters. What's Jake Tapper's excuse? What's CBS' excuse for lying about videos being "cheap fakes"? THEY ALL KNEW. THEY LIED, AND LIED, AND LIED, AND LIED. And, as usual, they smeared anyone telling the truth. GregGutfeld @greggutfeld That's the only theory that makes sense to me, too.
Mark Hemingway Jen Rubin holds out hope that "the voters" didn't see it the same way that smart TV pundits like she did. Jennifer "Trump Convicted Felon" Rubin @JRubinBlogger Inhale the medical-grade copium, Jen! I don't mean about Biden, I mean about your conceit that you are superior in intelligence to anyone in America. Thanks to former coblogger Slublog for that. As you know, the White House's big way to change impressions is deploy their Ultimate Communicator, Kamala Harris, to convince people they didn't see what they saw. She's spinning that he "started slow" but "finished strong." The play is to hope that most people tuned out after a half-hour (I almost did), and to concede that yes, he did do badly in the half hour you saw, but in the hour you didn't watch, Joe Biden did great! Because they didn't see it, you can maybe, kinda convince them. If you were someone who didn't have a Charisma score of 4, like Kamala Harris. Here Harris melts down under questioning from... um, Democrat hack and Nepo Baby Anderson Cooper. Mark Levin @marklevinshow Yes, of course! Rich Lowry @RichLowry So obvious that even a National Review editor understands it. This guy has a comment that I certainly cannot repeat. Biden had to be, get this, gently led off the stage by his nursewife. And CNN kept the camera on Biden as he was led off, almost as if they were in on the Op. Ex-CNN Thumb Chris Cillizza is sad! Video of the Thumb here. I've said several times that I want Trump to beat Biden, but to beat him in a way that Biden still seems viable as a candidate. He needs to keep it close. Make it look winnable for Biden. Because the moment Trump jumps out to a six point lead, that's it, they get out the hook and pull Shanghai Joe off the stage. Alas, last night, Biden imploded. Trump was pretty good for Trump -- he looked cool, kept his cool, and pounded his message. He did fail to really finish off some punches. He often starts making a good point, but then gets distracted by another thought that drifts into his head, and winds up barely making two points instead of really making one single point, strong and powerful and with good follow-through. But the real problem was Biden. He failed me. He failed me by not projecting the Illusion of Viability. His "Talking Pills" -- the medical grade cocaine, the amphetamines, whatever cocktail they give him -- did not work. He needs so much of the stuff now that they are literally flirting with the charge of murdering the president of the United States if they give him a dose big enough to try to make him appear coherent for 90 minutes. So I think this part of the campaign is over. Trump is already four points ahead (that the leftwing pollsters will confess to). He will surge by another 2-4 points and that is a wrap for Biden. The Democrats aren't even waiting for the polls. They can't wait to take Middle-Class Joe out to the pond and tell him about rabbits and eating off the fat of the land.
The Torricelli Option again. They did in New Jersey, they'll do it almost all of the states. We might even have the Supreme Court weigh in, with Amy Coney Barrett writing the opinion which Kavanaugh, Roberts, and their three liberal colleagues declaring that the Democrats must have a do-over. L A R R Y @LarryOConnor He pronouces it "sith" with a short i. It's ScIthe, with a long I. But the point stands. And he says the wrong th sound. Did you know there are two th sounds? One is "voiced" -- your vocal cords vibrate -- and one is unvoiced. The voiced th is in mother, the unvoiced is in moth. It's like the difference between "s" and "z" -- they're the same sound, mostly, except the s is unvoiced, and the z is voiced, with your vocal cords vibrating like Kamala Harris's electric friend Nigel. For those saying last night was a "set-up" of Biden, I agree. There was that guy I wrote about who suggested this, but I poo-pooed it because Biden would not agree to an early debate just to give the Democrat Party the ammunition to dump him. But I do now believe they snookered Shanghai Joe, telling him that he had to debate to "reassure the donors" but secretly planning to use the outcome of the debate -- which, knowing Joe's condition better that voters do, they knew would be a disaster -- to then force him to drop out of the race. Was that why Tapper and Bash were (relatively) unobtrusive in the debate? Did they know the plan was to let Joe sink or swim under his own steam so that the party would have enough time to coalesce behind another candidate, and get Democrat judges ready to throw out state ballot laws to force Newsom's name on to the ballots? Maybe! I will say that Trump did himself a lot of good last night. His personality -- the blustering, the anger, the self-pity -- has always been his downfall. But last night he was calm and cool and coherent. Though he still needs to learn to follow through on a punch. Just weakly throwing one and then changing his mind and throwing a different one is still a problem. But Trump kept the unappealing parts of his personality in check last night and gave a performance worthy of a president. If Trump can get his personality problem under control, it won't matter much who the Democrats nominate as their Double Secret Probation Candidate. Shut up, asshole, I literally just said that.
The Bee, again: You know what I'm looking forward to? The NeverTrumpers who have pretended to be Republicans have claimed that while they wouldn't support a liberal Democrat -- oh no! Not these trueheart conservatives! -- they would support Biden and Biden only because he's a "centrist." Okay. Now let's see what they say when Gavin Newsom is the candidate. I think we're suddenly going to discover the Democrat Party is just stuffed to the gills with "centrists" like Shanghai Joe! If you want to see fat Bill Kristol and his paid Democratic shills cry over the debate, here you go. Bill Kristol retweeted this: Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce But YOU were carrying water for this lie, Bill! YOU!!! Will YOU end your own "self-imposed censorship"? Answer: Yes, he is now admitting it. But he lied before. He says he's "so depressed," and says "we're in a moment of genuine crisis now." So: Who's the next "Joe Biden Centrist" Democrat you get behind, Billy Boy? You lying grifter sack of shit. JV Last: CNN did a "terrible job," Trump just won by lying AB Stoddard: Biden doesn't get any credit for all of his great successes, and Trump was a "complete jerk" and "so mean" I have to admit, of the three of them, Bill Kristol is at least confronting reality while Last and Stoddard cope and seethe. They're all whining that CNN didn't "fact-check" Trump on every answer. And that they didn't ask about January 6th until "39 minutes in." "That's astonishing," the easily-astonished JV Last says. Imagine! They asked about inflation and immigration, the two top issues in the campaign, before the ten minute January 6th section! AB Stoddard is an absolute menstrual mess, and no one should ever listen to her about anything again. This is a saddest video you'll ever watch. Dr. Jill praises Joe for "answering every question" and tells him he did a great job. It's like a birthday party for a retarded child. We must make the story the story of media deception. They must not be allowed to claim "We didn't know." They knew -- they attempted to assist Biden in yet another psyop/hoax. Last night, that lie became no longer viable -- but they have lied and lied and gaslighted and gaslighted. They must be held to account.
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