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Guest Music Thread [Joe Mannix] | Main | Daily Tech News 23 June 2024
June 22, 2024

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/22/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke

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Why is "Dr." Leslie Dobson single? Survey says, "She's a b!tch".

"You Can Judge Me All You Want" — Woman Refuses to Return Shopping Cart in Parking Lot
"I'm not leaving [my children] in the car to go return the cart," Dr. Leslie Dobson said.

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If you have ever wet a line........Some of this will seem familiar.


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Truth or fiction? Morons get to be the judge.

20 Yahoo! Answers Questions So Bizarre You’ll Lose Faith In Humanity

Sometimes you have a question that you just can’t seem to find an answer to. In these times, we usually turn to the internet as a source of knowledge and ask the online community to help us out.

Sometimes the questions asked are so stupid or strange that the only proper reaction is a nice, firm facepalm.

And here I thought I spent too much time on the webz.


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Your opinion may differ than mine. Meet Dylan McDonnell, home brewer with too much time and ambition on his hands.

A Homebrewer In Utah Just Used A Recipe From A 3,500-Year-Old Papyrus To Recreate Beer That Ancient Egyptians Drank

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Born Today In Music June 22nd (Via thisdayinmusic.com)



1948 - Todd Rundgren
American multi-instrumentalist, singer, songwriter, and record producer Todd Rundgren. Member of Nazz and Utopia. Had the solo 1972 US No.16 & 1973 UK No.36 single 'I Saw The Light'. Rundgren engineered / produced many notable albums for other acts, including The Band's Stage Fright (1970), Badfinger's Straight Up (1971), Grand Funk Railroad's We're an American Band (1973), the New York Dolls's New York Dolls (1973), Hall & Oates's War Babies (1974), Bat Out Of Hell (1977).


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1947 - Howard Kaylan
Howard Kaylan, from the The Turtles who had the US 1967 No.1 single 'Happy Together' and the 1967 hit 'She'd Rather Be with Me'. He later worked with Frank Zappa, alongside his friend and partner Mark Volman who used the stage names of Flo & Eddie


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Why? Because I could. You're welcome.


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I have had some long layovers in my time. I still would rather enjoy my headphones and a book.

If the timing's right, your long layover at Frankfurt Airport (FRA) could be an opportunity to dance and party to electronic music. That's because, over at Terminal 2, rave pop-ups are happening.

Created by Christian and Caspar of the Frankfurt-based brand Club Solaire, the idea behind these airport raves is "freedom, good vibes, and good music," says Christian. Hosted on the outdoor terrace of Frankfurt Airport's Terminal 2, the event mimics a "darty," starting around 3 pm and ending anywhere from 10 pm to midnight.


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Saturday ONTs normally don't have a Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Well tonight is different.

A local fishing guide was dubbed a hero after a decision to act resulted in nearly 40 dogs being rescued from drowning.

State Farm may boast of being there when their customers are in need, but for agents Bob Gist of Arkansas and Brad Carlisle of Tennessee, their fishing guide Jordan Crestman deserved all the credit for being “like a good neighbor.”


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Shiver me timbers and all of that pirate lingo. Genius Award Winner.

Officials: Drunk man stole 82-foot yacht from Pittsburgh marina, floated it into river wall


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