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June 16, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (6/16/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I ran away, and the next thing I saw was the tables being smashed and chairs being thrown,” A fan who gave his name as Larry.


Quote II

"The criminals committing these types of crimes are only getting smarter, working in more complex ways to trick unknowing members of the public and steal whatever they can get their hands on. It is vital we work with partners to help prevent the public from falling victim to fraud," Temporary detective chief inspector David Vint, head of City's Dedicated Card and Payment Crime Unit (DCPCU).


Quote III

“US citizens need to know that every one of their votes were counted, and that their elections cannot be hacked. We need to return to paper ballots to avoid electronic interference with elections. My administration will require paper ballots and we will guarantee honest and fair elections,” Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


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The Comments Of The Week


This past week former Congress Critter Paul Ryan opened his pie hole. The Horde had thoughts about this quisling.

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The WNBA is full of thugs and racists. Prove me wrong.Video


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Elder abuse on full display. What an embarrassment.


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History what is it good for?

Unconstitutional? Seattle police, facing manpower shortage, to hire illegal immigrants with DACA status as cops

SEATTLE, WA - Seattle is joining the growing list of left wing cities that have decided to turn to illegal aliens to fill the ever-increasing void in the ranks of their police department, following cities such as Los Angeles. This is due to severe understaffing that has gutted many large city departments in primarily blue cities.

In April, KTTH’s Jason Rantz reported that staffing on the Seattle PD is at levels not seen in 67 years. As of December 31, 2023, the department had only 424 police officers working, the last date for which data was available. That number was confirmed to Rantz by the Seattle PD in an email.


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No. I did not have the following on my 2024 Bingo Card. Hunter's Best Hope Might Just Be Clarence Thomas

Hunter Biden is a convicted felon.

I don't mind repeating that mostly because so many people can't help but say it about Trump. Yes, it's true, but so is the term's application toward Hunter Biden.

The truth is, though, that the law he's convicted of breaking probably shouldn't exist. That's especially true following Bruen.

Like Friday's Cargill decision, Bruen was written by Justice Clarence Thomas, who might be the most vilified member of the Supreme Court these days.

And he just might be Hunter's best hope.

To the screaming Lefties Hunter & Justice Thomas are disposable no matter what ruling comes out of SCOTUS.

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With these accomplishments, she should be able to wipe out the federal debt and cure toe fungus with but one wave of her magic wand or is that a magic flying broom?

Squad member Cori Bush claimed she performed miracles, cured tumors in autobiography


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Batteries Required Emporium


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We need more fathers and sons like Ed & Jimmy Heyward. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Today’s blacklisted American: Entire family kicked out of Catholic school because their 13-year-old son supported patriotism to America

They’re coming for you next: When 13-year-old Jimmy Heyward decided to run for the position of “commissioner of spirit and patriotism” at St. Bonaventure Catholic middle school in Huntington Beach, California, he wrote a campaign speech that not only extolled the idea of patriotism, but wittily mimicked Donald Trump’s own campaign slogans. His conclusion:

So accordingly, I Jimmy Heyward, am running for Commissioner of Patriotism and School Spirit. I want to clarify that my ideas are not promises, but I can promise to make pep rallies great again! … I will make the school spirit great again! I will make patriotism within SBS great again! And most importantly I will MAKE SBS GREAT AGAIN!

The school principal, Mary Flock, didn’t like that. How dare he!

School principal Mary Flock allegedly reviewed Heyward’s election speech and said its content needed to be edited. After making edits, Heyward was allegedly informed he wouldn’t be allowed to speak because he had not removed “the stuff about patriotism.” [emphasis mine]

Good on you young Jimmy Heyward.


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Father's Day. A father. A son. Genius Award Winners

PLANE MELTDOWN Moment child, 10, is thrown off plane for ‘refusing to wear seatbelt’ as tantrum delays take off by an HOUR in Colombia
Passengers can be heard shouting in anger as the child refuses to comply with airline staff

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My guess? A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Yet we have another Genius Award Winner!

A Florida woman called 911 on herself during an attempted carjacking at a car dealership so she "could do it legally," according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office.

Christy Turman, 37, was arrested and faces trespassing charges in relation to the incident. An audio clip of Turman's 911 call and video footage of her arrest at the dealership were shared by the Lee County Sheriff's Office in an episode of its Facebook Live series Live With LCSO, which aired on Wednesday (June 5).

“Because I’m trying to steal a car that’s not legally mine,” Turman told a dispatcher during the 911 call. “So, y’all better come make a report. I’m reporting this.”


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