Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/15/24)

I can hear Andy Rooney say, "Have you ever............had Saturday ONT Random Thoughts?"

In case you ever need to know, "The Lost Art of Buying a Round for the Bar"

The day after my daughter was born, I walked into a watering hole in New York and dropped $200 on a group of strangers. It’s a moment I’ll never forget.

The Federal Government to become efficient? Time will tell.

U.S. travelers can now renew their passport online under a pilot program the U.S. Department of State launched on Thursday.

The State Department's new online system will allow U.S. passport holders to start a renewal application for a short window of time every day, closing once the system has reached a designated number of new applications, officials said in a statement. The agency is preparing a full launch of the renewal system at some point after testing, but didn't provide an exact date.

No need for a passport to check out this cheesy ride.

AN amusement park has taken its love of the holidays to the next level with its debut of the world's first gravy-themed roller coaster.

The unique attraction opened in a Midwestern town named after a beloved Christmas character.

So there is quick sand other than on Gilligan's Island. Who knew.....

Woman swallowed by quicksand reveals how she survived
A woman was enjoying a walk on the beach with her husband when it became a scene that seemed out of a movie – and not a romance, but rather one of horror.

Jamie Acord was strolling at the edge of the water at Popham Beach State Park in Phippsburg, Maine, when she sunk to the hips in a matter of a second.

You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But, you can't pick your family.

Man Cancels Family Get-Together After Brother-in-Law Drives Over His Porsche with 'Huge Pickup'
"He looks right at my car, and as he's pulling in, he's still on his phone, and he hits my car," the man writes

Daycare is hard to find. Genius Award Winner.

Man Robs Texas Bank While Holding Small Child
Investigators described the robber as a thin, white male between the ages of 35 and 45 years old, who stood between 5-foot-7 and 5-foot-9 inches tall

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:03 PM

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