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June 11, 2024

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The whale shark is also known as the David French shark. I don't know why. Must be because they both have Princibuhls.

Here's a whale shark at an all-you-can-suck buffet.

Manta ray sees a flying bird and thinks "Why not me?"

Actual flying fish say "Hold muh beer."

Stingray doesn't like being held in a tank.

Crocodile sounds like a Harley Davidson engine.

Whale wants to play.

'Sup?


Florida Man challenges an alligator to a fight and it's a Flawless Victory.

Bear cubs scramble to get up a wall of snow to follow mom.

Aw, the giant spider likes head scritches.

Booping big cats.


A huge water spout in Russia. In Russia, a water-tornado of this immense sucking power is called a David French Situation. Again, I don't know why. I can't look it up, because the Washington Post warned me that if I do my own research my heart will explode with hatred.



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