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June 11, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (6/11/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“The question here is not whether the t-shirts should have been barred. The question is who should decide whether to bar them—educators or federal judges. Based on Tinker, the cases applying it, and the specific record here, we cannot say that in this instance the Constitution assigns the sensitive (and potentially consequential) judgment about what would make ‘an environment conducive to learning’ at NMS to us rather than to the educators closest to the scene,” U.S. Circuit Judge David Barron


Quote II

"I'm confident it's a false transcript. It was made up." Captain Jason D. Neubauer, a retired US Coast Guard officer and chairman of the Marine Board of Investigation

Quote III

“Don’t worry, Joe – I will Save your son after I get elected (for the third time)!” President Donald Trump


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Just spit ballin' here. But wasn't Australia inhabited by tough men?


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Quick, let us give puberty blockers and surgery to mentally ill people. And fvck the Federal Bureau of Incompetency with barbwire covered pineapple sideways.

Nashville Trans Shooter Had Daddy Issues, Wanted to Kill Her Father, According to Leaked Journal Entries

Newly leaked pages from the Nashville school shooter’s journal depict a profoundly disturbed young woman with intense daddy issues.

Audrey Elizabeth Hale, who identified as a trans male, targeted the Christian Covenant School on March 27, 2023, killing three children and three members of the school’s staff before being shot dead by responding officers.

Even though police shot the suspect dead inside the school, the FBI has repeatedly refused to release Hale’s writings, arguing that doing so “could reasonably be expected to interfere with enforcement proceedings.”

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Do you know what really sucks Kaylee Gaines McGee? Having your shit placed on public property shoved down our throats and expecting us to enjoy it.

Washington teens arrested for scuffing Pride crosswalk with scooters could face 5 years behind bars

Washington teens arrested for allegedly defacing a “Pride” mural learned just how severely the state considered their scooter skid marks that could land them YEARS behind bars.

A trap baited for the perpetual victimhood class found three teens in Spokane, Washington snared after witnesses spotted them riding rental scooters in the street where activists and their allies had painted a mural of the “Pride Progress” flag.

Taking place a day before a new hate crime law went into effect, 19-year-old Ruslan V. V. Turko and the two unnamed minors who were arrested with him now faced up to five years in jail after being charged with first-degree malicious mischief.


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I know we have several attorneys that are part of the Horde. Perhaps they can speculate why former Coffee County elections supervisor Misty Hampton didn't hop aboard the Trump train in Georgia.


‘The motion is denied’: Trump co-defendant in Georgia RICO case loses bid to pause her case because she is not part of the effort to disqualify DA Fani Willis

One of the co-defendants charged alongside Donald Trump in the election interference and racketeering (RICO) case out of Georgia has failed in an effort to have her case paused by the trial court.

Former Coffee County elections supervisor Misty Hampton was charged along with 18 co-defendants by Fulton County prosecutors in the sprawling, 98-page, 41-count criminal indictment last August.

By late 2018, four co-defendants accepted plea deals; Hampton and five other co-defendants rejected similar deals that would have required guilty pleas. Meanwhile, nine co-defendants joined together in a semi-successful effort to have Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis and her office disqualified from overseeing the case.

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Road construction sucks. This sign didn't.

DOT Contractor apologizes for profane road sign on I-26

SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. (WSPA) – A contractor for the state department of transportation apologized Monday after a traffic sign in Spartanburg County was manipulated to show a profane message.

Last week, drivers passing the exit 15 on I-26 reported seeing a road work sign with the words “F— STAY ALERT” displayed.

According to SCDOT, the sign was not owned by the state, but rather a contractor doing work on the interstate.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Free Market Emporium

Born Today In Music June 11th via thisdayinmusic.com


1952 - Donnie Van Zant
Donnie Van Zant, American rock vocalist, guitarist best known as having been a member of 38 Special, from its formation in 1974 until 2013. He is the middle of three brothers: his older brother Ronnie was the original lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd who died in a 1977 plane crash.


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1949 - Frank Beard
Frank Beard, American drummer with ZZ Top, who had the 1984 US No.8 & 1985 UK No.16 single 'Legs'. Beard is notable as being the only musician in the band without a long beard, an ironic fact considering his last name. The band has had global album sales in excess of 50 million as of 2014.


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Since I am only 29. I hope when I hit 39 I don't become a Genius Award Winner.

‘Enraged’ man accused of shooting at police helicopter after birthday party

SANTA ANA, Calif. — A California man is facing charges after authorities said he got angry at his 39th birthday party and shot at an Orange County Sheriff’s Department helicopter.

Justin Derek Jennings, 39, pleaded not guilty Monday to attempting to damage, destroy or disable an aircraft. A judge ordered him jailed without bond.


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Yes, a tearful goodbye can be Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Strangers Attend Veteran's Funeral To Console Grieving Family

Today's good news story comes from Phoenix, Arizona.

The family of Navy Medic Pamela Middlebrook was concerned that her funeral service might not properly honor her legacy with only a handful of family members expected to attend.

However, a simple social media post changed everything, and the Arizona community stepped up to support a grieving family.

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