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SCIENZZZ and GAINZZZA study suggests that mental illnesses such as schizophrenia are caused by "junk DNA" written into our genetic sequence by viruses.
Don't think about the fact that most of the world's population just injected itself with gene therapy to alter human DNA. When part of your brain begins wondering about that, just call it a Racist until it shuts up. Here's something else you need to tell your Racist brain to take no heed of-- unexpectedly, most doctors endorsing drugs online are paid Big Pharma shills. A team of medical researchers affiliated with several institutions in the U.S. has found that a high percentage of doctors posting endorsements regarding drugs on the social media site X were paid to do so by the makers of the drugs. 26 of 28. Remember, your brain is a Racist and you mustn't ever trust it. They identified two distinct types of brain aging -- and the slower paced aging was associated with nutrient intake similar to what you would get from the Mediterranean diet, shown in previous studies to be one of the best for our bodies. The word "inflammation" is the new hotness now. What they're talking about is just tissues being damaged -- inflamed -- by some foods or chemicals. Just like the linings of your nose and throat become inflamed when you're sick. Internal body tissues which are chronically inflamed -- bothered, damaged, stressed -- by diet will tend to age and break down faster.
Speaking of inflammation, Republican Congresswoman Anna Palina Luna introduced two bills, one to ban food dyes, and one to ban high fructose corn syrup.
I'm not a super-fan of strongarm measures like this, but in her defense, I'd point out the FDA already has the authority to ban various ingredients in food. So the question isn't so much about giving the government such a power -- we already gave it to them, ages ago -- but whether Congress may instruct executive-branch petty bureaucrats about which ingredients should be banned. Of course Congress has that power, having created the FDA and delegated part of its own law-making power to the bureaucrats working there. As you probably know, the "rule-making" power of executive bureaucrats is just Congress lazily, and perhaps unconstitutionally, empowering the executive to make law, so long as a court is willing to call these laws mere "rules" rather than full "laws." I might also point out that America's high levels of obesity are a direct result of FDA rulings and advice, like the insane "food pyramid" telling people to eat 6-11 portions of bread and pasta per day while limiting meat. And for claiming that sugar isn't really all that bad. After being lobbied hard about it by Big Sugar. And for going along with the fiction that high-fructose corn syrups is a "good sugar." I don't know. Argue amongst yourselves. I'm playing devil's advocate for her because she's a hottie. If you need inspiration for getting some GAINZZZ, this triple blackbelt Life Coach at The Guardian has a fantastic motivational pitch for you -- getting healths and strong might turn you into a rightwing fascist. Getting fit is great -- but it could turn you into a rightwing jerk You had my interest, but now you have my attention. [T]here is a dark side to wellness, which I always, for shorthand, thought of as political: getting fit makes you more rightwing. The mechanism is incredibly simple: you embark on this voyage of self-improvement, and more or less immediately see results. You feel stronger and more energetic, probably your mood lifts, and pretty soon you think you are master of your own destiny. You're still not, by the way: destiny does not care about your step count. But until that fact catches up with you, which it may never, there you are, high on self-righteousness. You can tell this has happened to you when you start inhaling performatively, like the hero of an Ayn Rand novel. Whoa whoa whoa -- slow down, take it easy, you don't have to do anything more to sell me. ... Dang this crazy bitch is getting me amped! Short Fat Otaku did a video three months ago discussing the left's fetishization of health, fitness, strength, and pretty much every other positive and masculine-associated attribute. He makes a pretty compelling case: The left hates everything they associate with fascism, and as strength and masculine virtues are associated with fascism, they fetishize weakness. And fatness. And laziness. And cowardice. And mental illness. They also associate order and discipline with fascism, so they cultivate disorder, criminality, laziness, indulgence, and lack of self-control. He also notes they hate virility, too, so they're anti-natalist -- they don't want humans reproducing -- and pursue non-reproductive sex themselves. Revolutionary leftists, who support civil war and murdering their enemies, have noticed a Fitness Gap between the weakling soypuddles they're counting on to kill fascists for them, and the targets of their intended violence. They've noticed that the revolutionaries do not seem to be prepared to do the bloody work that The Cause will require. So some of them are attempting to encourage the soypuddles to do some squats, by reminding them that the enemy is at the gym: Starship had another test flight last week. Nice launch video. Here's the booster rocket landing. There's a new tattoo removal technique, and hooboy, do I think that tattoo removal is going to be a big business for the next ten years. This guy's getting his full-face skull tattoo removed. I guess he realized that at some point he's going to need a job besides the three-days-a-year gig at his local Halloween haunted house. Why is dating so hard in Current Year? This girl has some answers, and for some reason I am strangely compelled to believe everything she says. Almost like hypnotism.
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