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Biden Set to Sign Executive Order Guaranteeing the Right of 28,000 Illegals to Enter the US Per WeekCorrection: I originally wrote that the executive order would allow 4,000 illegals per week. It's 4,000 per day, or 28,000 per week. Thanks to Mark1971 for correcting my error. To recap: Months ago, Biden claimed he needed congressional authority for this measure. What he wanted was amnesty in exchange for this "limit" -- really a guarantee -- of how many illegals would be allowed to enter the US per week. Only if the number of illegals entering per week exceeds the 4,000 per day "limit" for a week is he then authorizing himself to begin deporting the excess number. The 28,000 per week are guaranteed free entry into the US. If they stay at this "acceptable level," they'll be brought into the US and signed up for an amnesty hearing in 5-8 years.
And again, Biden lied and claimed he couldn't even do this without Congress giving him even more amnesty. With Congress not taking Biden up on his "offer," he is now readying an executive order to guarantee the "right" of 28,000 illegals to enter the US (and be relocated to a county near you) per week. President Joe Biden plans to sign an executive order as early as Tuesday that "guarantees" up to 4,000 daily border crossings in a desperate bid to supposedly address the escalating border crisis. This move comes after months of dithering and mounting political pressure as the November elections approach. A illegal alien Venezuelan shot two cops last night. The cops report themselves "content" to have been Culturally Enriched. Two New York City police officers were shot early Monday while chasing a suspect, who authorities say is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela, while investigating a pattern of robberies involving suspects on scooters. Oh terrific, they're Enriching us with the Cultural Tradition of armed scooter robberies that we've seen so much in videos from Central and South Americans. In further news of Cultural Enrichment, and Pakistani cab driver attempted to run down children at a Jewish school while screaming Mostly Peaceful Hitlerian slogans. A maniac tried to mow down Orthodox students and a rabbi outside a Brooklyn Jewish school Wednesday while allegedly yelling "I'm gonna kill all the Jews" in a shocking antisemitic attack, sources told The Post. "We may never know the motive," they promised their Regime overlords.
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