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May 31, 2024

It Is Well That The ONT Is So Terrible. We Should Grow Too Fond Of It

Hello to all the Morons out there! Welcome to the weekend, time to put on the feedbag and crack open a couple of cold ones.

Fido Friday: Wheeeee!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 31, 2024

Severe punishment

Alphabet van

Nice gaming setup

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 31, 2024

Cute story

You had a combine? Luxury. We had to bail ourselves up by hand

Punt gun

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 31, 2024

Curious, ain't it?

Helpful fans

How to drink

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 31, 2024

I would do this just to annoy my wife. She hates anything that depicts polar bears and penguins together

Good advice

Rat rods

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 31, 2024

Missed it by that much

OK, I admit it. I made a tweet on this subject to trap the unwary. What can I say, It's the 14 year old boy inside me

Caught!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 31, 2024

Content from Robert

Frog philosophy

I could do a whole post on bowling alley videos alone. There's some wild ones out there

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 31, 2024

My wife gave me this meme and said I should be the one in the picture

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by inventions:

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