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Denver Doubles Down on Welfare for "Newcomers Program," Increasing Benefits for Illegals While Cutting Spending on City Services for CitzensFor now. We'll see if their increasingly insane gambles pay off in the end. The Denver City Council is doubling down on policies that offer free shelter and food to immigrants who cross the southern border illegally, which officials in west Texas say have been the primary draw to Colorado's most populous city. In other words: We're paying them a salary for breaking our laws. "We designed this program to be holistic," said Sarah Plastino, who is in charge of the city's response. Whenever someone starts using the word "holistic," hold on to your wallets and try to cling to your sanity, because it's going to get stupid fast. ... So many racist black people objecting to social services being diverted to non-citizen "newcomers." Do you think Jake Tapper will pontificate about how racist he thinks black people are? What about the Hispanics who want illegal immigration stopped, Fake Jake? Are they racist against Brown People (TM) too? Invasionary armies are getting tired of waiting for Border Patrol coming to pick them up to bring them into the country illegally, so they've resorted to self-help. Illegal immigrants crossing into the United States at the southern border were spotted calling for rides from Lyft as they grew tired of waiting for Border Patrol agents to come pick them up. Secretary of Population Replacement Mayorkas says he's doing an "extraordinary" job waving in the invaders. During an interview with CBS News Immigration and Politics Reporter Camilo Montoya-Galvez, portions of which were released on Tuesday, Mayorkas claimed that the Biden administration has "done an extraordinary job to deal with an unprecedented level of migration," and that the unprecedented levels of "migration" are due to other factors. No doubt "other factors" include Donald Trump. Right, Alejandro? Must have been due to the 9% inflation-of-the-illegal-alien-population Biden inherited from Trump. Thanks to Village Idiot's Apprentice. | Recent Comments
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