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May 04, 2024

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/4/24)

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THE SATURDAY NIGHT JOKE


The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened?"

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found? My wife, yes my Rachel, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage, I will leave forever!"

"Calm down!" says mother-in-law. "There is something odd about this story. Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened."

Moments later, mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said there must be a simple explanation. Rachel didn't receive your Email." (H/T Isophorone Blog)


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She wished for a memorable wedding. Be careful for what you wish for.

WEDDING HELLS Watch moment at least 100 wedding guests are struck down by mystery illness that left them vomiting after 4-course meal
One of the menu items reportedly had an aftertaste of a chemical

THIS is the shocking moment wedding guests were struck down by a mystery illness after being served a 4-course meal.

Around 100 people experienced "aggravated symptoms" at the nuptials in Cuernavaca, Mexico.


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Starving kids in Ethiopia and you are busy becoming a Genius Award Winner.

Cops: Handcuffed Man, 73, Hit Officer With "Forcibly" Thrown Cheeseburger

A handcuffed 73-year-old man somehow was able to “forcibly” throw a cheeseburger at a cop, leading to the suspect’s arrest on a felony battery charge, records show.

Police responded Wednesday night to a Wawa convenience store in Fort Pierce, Florida “in reference to a subject being present who was previously trespassed.”


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