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April 09, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (4/9/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

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"I understand that they're not going to relieve any pain. And quite frankly they probably just don't believe me.

"Please know I am truly very sorry." James Crumbley

Quote II

“An open-minded spirit no longer exists within NPR, and now, predictably, we don’t have an audience that reflects America,” That wouldn’t be a problem for an openly polemical news outlet serving a niche audience. But for NPR, which purports to consider all things, it’s devastating both for its journalism and its business model.Veteran National Public Radio (NPR) editor Uri Berliner


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Casa Misanthrope holds onto traditional games. No "inclusive" Scrabble for this family.

You guys ever played Scrabble with a Gen Zer?

It's a terrible time, mostly because they're not allowed to be on their phone.

So now Mattel has come up with a wonderful new version of Scrabble just for Gen Z, Scrabble: Snowflake Edition.


What's next, Participation Trophy Spin The Bottle?


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Those of you who follow The ONT know I don't care for soccer. I really don't see the fascination. But to each their own. That said about the game, I'll say this. The fans are die hards. And a little terrorist threat or two won't persuade them from staying away from the game.


Defiant football fans flock to Champions League clashes involving Man City and Arsenal despite ISIS threats: 'I thought about it for a second, then said f*** it, I'm coming to London to drink beer!'

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The Democrats are not only communist swine. They are the leading intellects of scientific fact. What a dumb twat.

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, a member of the Party of Science, gave instructions on what the moon is made of – gases! Who knew? Most of us thought it was a body of rocks and minerals.


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Sometimes my cousin Chuck sends me an odd ball email. Today was one of those days. STOP caulk from drying out, not a joke. Yep, rubbers for caulk.


Thanks Chuck.


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It sure is fun to watch Argentina's president in action.

Argentina demands right to inspect Chinese antenna facility

The Argentina government of Javier Milei is now demanding the right to inspect a Chinese antenna facility that was established in Argentina in 2014 and began operating in 2017 under a 50-year-lease.

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There are certain things you can and cannot do. That doesn't stop our Genius Award Winner.

Man Found Drunk, Naked, Sitting In Garbage Can
Perp claimed he was "allowed" sidewalk display of intoxication

APRIL 8--Arguing that he was not subject to arrest, a Florida Man told police that he “was allowed to be drunk and disorderly and sit naked in a trash can on the public sidewalk,” according to an arrest affidavit.

St. Petersburg cops allege that Wyly James Weeks, 35, was intoxicated, unsteady on his feet, and smelled of booze when they discovered him late Saturday evening on a downtown street.

Weeks, seen at right, was extricated, sans clothes, from a corner trash can and arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence, both of which are misdemeanors.

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