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April 08, 2024

The Morning Report (4/8/24)

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  • Iran says Israeli embassies could be targeted after Syria consulate attack

  • Swiss farmers dump dead sheep in protest against rising wolf numbers

  • 'Shocking' survey reveals how many British Muslims sympathise with Hamas

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  • Media Peddles Ludicrous Claim That ‘Border Crisis Might Be a Boon for the Economy.’

  • Rutgers Admin Flee As Pro-Hamas Radicals Terrorize Students

  • 'Death to America,' 'Death to Israel' chants pour out of Muslim protesters in Michigan on last day of Ramadan

  • Chipotle worker shot by customer in guacamole dispute

  • Ohio Warns Biden Might Not Be Eligible for Its Nov. 5 Ballot

  • A Boeing engine part fell off a Southwest plane
    A detached engine cowling struck the wing flap of the aircraft during takeoff from Denver International Airport. No one was hurt

  • Trump-proofing weapons for Ukraine: Allies consider moving arms group into NATO


  • UCLA med school students recite prayer to 'Mama Earth' in mandatory 'structural racism' class
    Students at the University of California, Los Angeles David Geffen School made a prayer to Mother Earth during a mandatory "structural racism" class, according to a report.


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  • SINGER DEAD FireHouse lead singer CJ Snare dead at 64 after hard rock band founder suffers sudden heart attack as tributes paid

  • Don Lemon marries Tim Malone as his disgraced A-list friends Matt Lauer, Alec Baldwin and Jeff Zucker look on

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  • ‘Right now, it feels like marbles all over my butt’: Mother, daughter busted for allegedly injecting butt implants without medical license


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