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April 05, 2024

I Think We Are In Rat's Alley Where The Dead Men Lost Their ONTs

Friday night! Hope everyone is doing well. Anyone have any plans for the eclipse Monday? Maybe having people over for a big feed?

Fido Friday: Happy!

pic.twitter.com/w7JCdpnOma
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024

What's this?

The fridge in the cabin has an ice maker that's never been hooked up. I can handle taping the line under the sink and running the hose, but this was taped to the back of the fridge and I'm not sure if it is part of the ice maker system or something else. Anyone know?

Put 'em in your mouth!

The little girl has her game face on

pic.twitter.com/l6Q1qQCV8c
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024

He's right, that is fast

Earthquake at 10:20 and by 1:00 they're selling t-shirts.

Granny don't play

Scary

Bro getting ready to play hide and seek pic.twitter.com/S78yJt1B5R
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024

I think I would react the same

Heh

Trouble grasping the concept

pic.twitter.com/28cOknIK4O
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024

Ancient history

So when was the last time you saw a working pay phone in the wild? I honestly can't remember.

Tonight's question

Skills

pic.twitter.com/yKJoB3il9H
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024

More bang for your entertainment buck

Test

None of them, IMO. A, but it should include unloading the gun, then C I suppose.

Cruising the beach

Forecast: Cloudy, with scattered Arabs pic.twitter.com/WfSYi2M83T
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024

Is that Elon? I think that's Elon

What would be the name of this British dish?

Commercial break

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024

It's not real, it's a comedian doing a bit. My unpopular opinion is that a society where this could be a real commercial would be in all ways racially healthier than our own.

PSA

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by wish fulfillment:

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The little girl has her game face on pic.twitter.com/l6Q1qQCV8c — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024 He's right, that is fast Earthquake at 10:20 and by 1:00 they're selling t-shirts. Granny don't play Scary Bro getting ready to play hide and seek pic.twitter.com/S78yJt1B5R — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024 I think I would react the same Heh Trouble grasping the concept pic.twitter.com/28cOknIK4O — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024 Ancient history So when was the last time you saw a working pay phone in the wild? I honestly can't remember. Tonight's question Skills pic.twitter.com/yKJoB3il9H — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024 More bang for your entertainment buck Test None of them, IMO. A, but it should include unloading the gun, then C I suppose. Cruising the beach Forecast: Cloudy, with scattered Arabs pic.twitter.com/WfSYi2M83T — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024 Is that Elon? I think that's Elon What would be the name of this British dish? 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