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Quick This![]() All of you Lizzo fans will be happy to know that although Lizzo officially quit music because of criticism from her haters and detractors, she has since then had a cinnamon donut, restored her blood sugar to a normal, eye-poppingly high level, and un-quit. It wasn't just a flounce, it was a flunder. Variety @Variety "Could you not?" -- Sterling Archer ABC "journalists" had their car's windows smashed by thieves. They say the people they really feel bad for are the thieves who did this. "Smash & grab was NOT what we had on our bingo card ... that's for sure. Grateful to be safe, the stuff they stole will be replaced... but it makes me sad for the folks that do this. Whatever circumstance gets someone to that choice of crime, I hope you know you stole things that are very meaningful to me too-- items my kids made me I travel with etc, passport, my glasses - all of which I'm sure is trashed and the tech is being sold," she wrote. The DOJ is now increasing the punishment they seek in the case of the woman who they falsely accuse of "stealing" the fake president's whore daughter's diary. According to The New York Post, prosecutors originally had sought a lighter sentence of six months home confinement for Harris until the DOJ waded into the proceedings.'The defendant's sentence must also account for the manner in which she has abused the administration of justice throughout the pendency of this court proceeding,' the filing by US Attorney Damian Williams to District Judge Laura Taylor Swain reads. The woman didn't steal anything. The daughter that Biden sexually abused was on drugs and left the diary behind.
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The leftwing propaganda media never tires of complimenting themselves. No wonder the leftwing propaganda media and NeverTrump get along so well. Trump's real sin was to "attack" these propagandists posing as reporters -- status is everything to them, everything. Trump reduced their status, so they will hate him forever.
Suck all the dicks, Dan.
If that sounds utterly crank and beyond the bounds of plausibility, I'm sorry, but you do not have the necessary levels of Developmental Delay and innumeracy required to work at the Palm Beach Post. DeSantis pointed out their fantastically enormous three-orders-of-magnitude math error -- liberals are really bad at math -- they simply deleted the claim, and hid their error from their declining readership. Cost of the website plus the data collection and organization: a little over $572,000. Cost of providing health care to illegal aliens in Florida alone: $577 million. Whoops!
Shaun @Arcane_Opinions They're also unapologetic liars and produce more disinformation than any 20 "Macedonian Content Farms." NATO is discussing a pathway to add Ukraine to NATO, which means we'd immediately be legally required to send troops to fight Russia due to Article 5's "collective defense" stipulation.
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