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April 04, 2024

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All of you Lizzo fans will be happy to know that although Lizzo officially quit music because of criticism from her haters and detractors, she has since then had a cinnamon donut, restored her blood sugar to a normal, eye-poppingly high level, and un-quit.

It wasn't just a flounce, it was a flunder.

Variety @Variety

Lizzo is not quitting music.

"I just need to clarify when I say 'I quit,' I mean I quit giving any negative energy attention. What I'm not going to quit is the joy of my life, which is making music and connecting to people. And I know I'm not alone. In no way shape or form am I the only person experiencing that negative voice that's louder than the positive. If I can just give one person the inspiration or motivation to stand up for themselves and say they quit letting negative people, negative comments win then I've done even more than I could've hoped for. I'm going to keep moving forward and keep being me."

"Could you not?" -- Sterling Archer

ABC "journalists" had their car's windows smashed by thieves. They say the people they really feel bad for are the thieves who did this.

"Smash & grab was NOT what we had on our bingo card ... that's for sure. Grateful to be safe, the stuff they stole will be replaced... but it makes me sad for the folks that do this. Whatever circumstance gets someone to that choice of crime, I hope you know you stole things that are very meaningful to me too-- items my kids made me I travel with etc, passport, my glasses - all of which I'm sure is trashed and the tech is being sold," she wrote.

The DOJ is now increasing the punishment they seek in the case of the woman who they falsely accuse of "stealing" the fake president's whore daughter's diary.

According to The New York Post, prosecutors originally had sought a lighter sentence of six months home confinement for Harris until the DOJ waded into the proceedings.
'The defendant's sentence must also account for the manner in which she has abused the administration of justice throughout the pendency of this court proceeding,' the filing by US Attorney Damian Williams to District Judge Laura Taylor Swain reads.

'A sentence involving no period of incarceration would be wholly insufficient to reflect the gravity of the defendant's conduct, including her apparent belief that she is above the law and that she need not comply with this Court's orders,' prosecutors argued in their revamped sentencing request.

The woman didn't steal anything. The daughter that Biden sexually abused was on drugs and left the diary behind.



Dan Rather
@DanRather

A few people have asked why I vehemently oppose Trump.

And you are...?

Let me make this perfectly clear. It's not about politics. I've voted for both parties.
It's about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and wants to lead the country I love.

It's really that simple.

The leftwing propaganda media never tires of complimenting themselves. No wonder the leftwing propaganda media and NeverTrump get along so well.

Trump's real sin was to "attack" these propagandists posing as reporters -- status is everything to them, everything. Trump reduced their status, so they will hate him forever.



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If you can, please consider upgrading too. It allows me to keep my work free for those who cannot afford it, in a critical time. Thank you.

Suck all the dicks, Dan.


The Palm Beach Post claimed that a website the Florida's government set up to inform citizens of the costs of providing health care to illegal aliens was greater than the costs of providing health care to millions of illegal aliens.

If that sounds utterly crank and beyond the bounds of plausibility, I'm sorry, but you do not have the necessary levels of Developmental Delay and innumeracy required to work at the Palm Beach Post.

DeSantis pointed out their fantastically enormous three-orders-of-magnitude math error -- liberals are really bad at math -- they simply deleted the claim, and hid their error from their declining readership.

Cost of the website plus the data collection and organization: a little over $572,000.

Cost of providing health care to illegal aliens in Florida alone: $577 million.

Whoops!


Shaun @Arcane_Opinions

It's important to remember journalists are often as innumerate as they are illiterate. And when it comes to partisan politics, they are often quite malicious.

They're also unapologetic liars and produce more disinformation than any 20 "Macedonian Content Farms."

NATO is discussing a pathway to add Ukraine to NATO, which means we'd immediately be legally required to send troops to fight Russia due to Article 5's "collective defense" stipulation.

Sure. But what I want is a draft, and I want the draft to take 100% of the boys (and girls) of families making more than $300,000 per year. And I want the draft age open to people up to age 60.

Still game, Tony?

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