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March 24, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/24/24) Not Feeling Kinder & Gentler Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

'I think an expression that we all know—don’t pee in your Cheerios—well, (the mayor) kind of peed in his Cheerios right there, and definitely I’m not going to do anything to benefit that community,' Kathy Cargill, the wife of James R. Cargill II, the patriarch of the fourth-richest family in the US


Quote II

“We want to thank all of the fans for their friendship and love for the statue,” Nippon Professional Baseball's Hanshin Tigers tean statement

Quote III

Everything eventually ends, but not all things must end in failure. In the West we have a choice to uphold our moral vantage point, or let it crumble away. But in doing so we should recognise that every lowering of standards to appease extremist Arabs and Muslims is racism dressed up as compassion and disdain masquerading as kindness. It is moral confusion and it is dangerous — suicidally so.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali


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What drew me to be a Cob. Here are just a few of the reasons: Funny, witty, insightful and honest comments. And it is time for:


The Comments of The Week


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Didn't care for tonight's opening photo and mystery click. Well try this one...........

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If I had know about this story earlier, I would have said, "Don't do it!" Now I have to say, "I told you so. I told you it wouldn't work. But would you listen to me? No. It is difficult to have compassion for this congregation.

California Synagogue Leases Space to Mosque to ‘Ease Tensions,’ But a Lovefest Doesn't Exactly Break Out

Hamakom synagogue, a conservative congregation in Los Angeles, has just gotten a bracing introduction to the reality beneath the surface of efforts at “outreach” and “dialogue”: it leased its facility to a local Muslim group, only to have it host a viciously anti-Israel speaker who has refused to condemn Hamas and likened the Jewish state to National Socialist Germany. Yeah, tensions are really eased now.


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There are two certain remedies to allergies. 1) Go back home to your natural enviornment; 2) Lead injections. (Possibly NSFW-Language & Blood Pressure Triggers)

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All the Religion of Pieces attacks in the USA, 9/11, San Bernardino, Orlando to name but a few. US Intelligence knew squat. But US Intelligence sure was Johnny on the spot with the Russians or so they say.

Four suspects have been charged in Russian court over a terror attack at a concert hall which killed at least 137 people.

Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack at Crocus City Hall in Moscow on Friday.

The four male suspects have been charged with committing an act of terrorism, and were led blindfolded into a courtroom in Russia’s capital.

They were named as Dalerdzhon Mirzoyev, Saidakrami Murodali Rachabalizoda, Shamsidin Fariduni and Muhammadsobir Fayzov.

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Don Lemon is a clueless cocksucker. Prove me wrong.

Don Lemon claims he first said ‘no’ to a show on X, but Elon Musk countered with ‘months of enticing’


Don Lemon continues to engage in damage control after his new X show imploded before it got off the launching pad and he now claims that he was initially reluctant to appear on the free speech platform.

The former CNN diva who has now been fired from his last two high-profile gigs appeared on left-leaning outlet Mediaite’s new “Press Club” podcast where he told host Aidan McLaughlin that Elon Musk spent months “enticing” him, seeming to suggest that the X owner was practically begging for him to come onboard.


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Does the Right have a cancel culture mentality as well as the Left? Mark Dice examines the Candace Owens/Daily Wire split.


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I have boots older than this 'Witness'. (Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) questions an expert. Interesting video.)


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Oh boy oh boy. What will MushHead and his Obama flunkies do now? Russian Missile Passes Over Poland And Into NATO Airspace, Military Reports—For A 2nd Time

TOPLINE A Russian cruise missile breached NATO airspace for 39 seconds on Sunday morning after it briefly flew above Poland, the Polish military said in a statement—the second time a Russian missile has entered NATO airspace since the war began in Ukraine in 2022.


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Maybe an autonomous vehicle would have saved her life. "Help me! (gurgle) I'm drunk and I can't drive. Why is thing in reverse?"

Mitch McConnell’s Sister-in-Law Was Drunk-Driving during Fatal Car Accident, Toxicology Report Shows

Angela Chao, the sister-in-law of Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), was drunk-driving when she died in a car accident last month, a toxicology report has revealed.

In a tragic turn of events, Chao, a distinguished business executive, met an untimely death after a car accident in February on a Texas ranch.

The 50-year-old business leader died from drowning after her Tesla X reversed into a pond.

A toxicology report has now revealed that Chao had a blood-alcohol level nearly triple the legal limit, People reported.

Tasteless reporting? Whatevs.


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Oh shit! Oops, did we do that?

‘The river is essentially dead’: How enviros’ push to save Salmon ended up killing ‘hundreds of thousands’ of them


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Shuffle Mix Interlude

The ONT Musical Interlude doesn't have the ambition to search out historical musical facts. So you will get a shuffle mix until attitude and/or moral improves.



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She may be an ungrateful bitch (Or any other despicable adjective). But on the other hand she is a Genius Award Winner.

A woman is suing the NHS for more than £10million in damages - after claiming paramedics caused more damage after they were called when she broke her neck diving into a pool while drunk at a swingers club.

The woman, who suffered a permanent spinal cord injury and spent more than six months in hospital, claims paramedics caused more damage pulling her out — leaving her paralysed. As a result of her injuries, she will not walk again, work, or live independently, documents filed at the High Court revealed.

But can she use her mouth? And has her gag reflex changed?


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It's a silly story. Perhaps it is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Or not.

500 miles in a toy car: A Guinness World Record attempt from Jacksonville to Key West for a worthy cause
2 women attempt the longest trip by toy car and their journey doubles as a fundraiser to save animals


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 3-24-2024


Top 10 commenters:
1 [504 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)' [70.75 posts/day]
2 [492 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
3 [457 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
4 [425 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
5 [399 comments] 'andycanuck (2yu8s)'
6 [388 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
7 [365 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero'
8 [360 comments] 'Skip'
9 [285 comments] 'rhennigantx'
10 [279 comments] 'BurtTC'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [214 names] 'Ciampino - Sun Update #01' [30.04 unique names/day]
2 [211 names] 'Miklos-had-sun-in-his-hair from Extraterrestrial Corporate'
3 [115 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
4 [108 names] '11:59 PM'
5 [57 names] 'pookysgirl, trying to take it one day at a time'
6 [52 names] '18-1'
7 [45 names] 'Count de Monet'
8 [33 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
9 [31 names] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
10 [27 names] 'davidt'


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