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March 19, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/19/24) Hello Spring Edition

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(Musical H/T Kindltot)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"Felt like when you have a flat tire in a car," Boeing 777 passenger, Janet Bumbarger.


Quote II

“These recommendations come from a diverse body of lawyers in private and public practice, academics, and researchers who contributed immense insight, counterpoints and research to get us where we are today,” Washington Supreme Court Justice Raquel Montoya-Lewis
Affirmative action, what a great deal!


Quote III

“Justices Ginsburg and Sotomayor stand as two of the most respected women role models, and their commitment to democratic values, especially women’s rights, is unequaled. That’s why I join the Ginsburg family in condemning the choice of honorees this year. I had the privilege of meeting Justice Ginsburg on several occasions, and I strongly doubt she would approve of these awardees,” Barbara Streisand, washed up Bitch.


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No cackle comment from Kamala "The San Francisco Head Hunter".

Drag Queen Feted By Kamala Harris Accused of Multiple Sexual Assaults

Adrag star feted by Kamala Harris at the Biden White House and Vice President’s residence has been accused of multiple sexual assaults between 2012 to 2020.

Darius Jeremy “DJ” Pierce, better known as “Shangela,” has appeared on numerous television series and is best known for competing on RuPaul’s “Drag Race” and Dancing With the Stars.

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I thought Mitch McConnell would be front and center. I'm sure he's there to be found.


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I'm not nor have I ever been a realtor. However I know one of the key slogans is, "Location! Location! Location, is everything!" I'm thinking the location of this new city is not the best.

Ambitious plans to build a utopian sustainable city at the foot of an active Japanese volcano are well on their way to completion.

First announced in 2021, Toyota has been hard at work constructing their Woven City just miles away from Mount Fuji on the island of Honshū, with the first of 2,000 anticipated residents now expected to move in before the end of the year.


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Do you like to eat amphibians? Well I do enjoy frog legs. Not sure if I want to eat python. Even if the claim is "they taste like chicken." On the other hand better than eating crickets and roaches which our betters want us serfs to consume.

Python farming as a flexible and efficient form of agricultural food security

Abstract
Diminishing natural resources and increasing climatic volatility are impacting agri-food systems, prompting the need for sustainable and resilient alternatives. Python farming is well established in Asia but has received little attention from mainstream agricultural scientists. We measured growth rates in two species of large pythons (Malayopython reticulatus and Python bivittatus) in farms in Thailand and Vietnam and conducted feeding experiments to examine production efficiencies. Pythons grew rapidly over a 12-month period, and females grew faster than males. Food intake and growth rates early in life were strong predictors of total lifetime growth, with daily mass increments ranging from 0.24 to 19.7 g/day for M. reticulatus and 0.24 to 42.6 g/day for P. bivittatus, depending on food intake.


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Once again, an unelected bureaucracy will shove their political will down our throats without any science to support this assault.

The EPA Is About to Outlaw Your Car

"Outlaw your car" sounds like such an outrageous phrase, and technically speaking, it isn't true — but only barely. What practical difference is there between outlawing something, and regulating it out of existence?

That's exactly what the EPA intends to do this week with strict new rules going forward against gas- and diesel-powered cars and light trucks.

Expected as soon as Wednesday, the Biden EPA "is poised to finalize emissions rules that will effectively require a certain percentage — as much as two-thirds by 2032 — of new cars to be all-electric," according to Inside EVs. Politico sells the expected rule as one that would "tackle the nation’s biggest source of planet-warming pollution and accelerate the transition to electric vehicles."


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Fireplace Emporium


Celebrating birthdays today on March 19, via thisdayinmusic.com



1955 - Bruce Willis
American actor, producer, and singer Bruce Willis who scored the 1987 hit single with his versions of 'Under The Boardwalk' and 'Respect Yourself,' (a duet with June Pointer), both of which were taken from his debut album The Return of Bruno.

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1953 - Ricky Wilson
Ricky Wilson, guitarist, with the American new wave band The B-52's. Best known for their 1978 debut single 'Rock Lobster and the 1990 UK No.2 & US No.3 single 'Love Shack'. Wilson died on October 12th 1985 aged 32.


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This guy does have one woman's trait, he can't make a decision.
Direct your complaints to Ace.

Yes, But Where Are My Novelty Breasts?

Time for something grotesque, I think. Grotesque, but very of our times:

Brooke Lyn Sonia, formerly known as Brett David Sonia, was convicted in 2005 and 2006 on dozens of charges related to the sexual exploitation of a child.
I’ll spare you the grim details, but what Mr Sonia did to the victim, a thirteen-year-old girl, over several months, was sufficiently vile to repel over a dozen jurors, who said they would be unable to sit on a case so disturbing. Suffice it to say, Mr Sonia was found guilty and incarcerated for a minimum of 22 years. During which time,

Sonia was moved between multiple male facilities in Washington, and left a trail of complaints with regards to not being given adequate access to “gender affirming care,” such as women’s underwear and laser hair removal.


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“The wait is over! Popeyes finally has wings.” And Genius Award Winners.

MARCH 18--A couple was arrested Saturday afternoon for having sex on the sidewalk in front of a Popeyes, in plain view of passing motorists, Florida police charge.

Responding to a report of lewd behavior, a sheriff’s deputy located two suspects trysting on a patch of grass across from the Vero Beach restaurant (which is directly adjacent to U.S. Highway 1).

According to arrest reports, the cop spotted Arnold Mackey, 70, “making a thrusting motion while on top of” April White, 44. When confronted by Deputy Eric Brashears around 2 PM, the duo began “adjusting their shorts.”

Mackey, the cop noted, “appeared flustered” and was unable to “fully pull his shorts up which left his penis fully exposed to oncoming traffic.”


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John Maxcy is a better person than I ever will be and is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Mississippi Man Donates Second Organ, Saves Another Life
March 19, 2024

Today's good news story comes from Rochester, Minnesota and.

A Minnesota man has a new lease on life, thanks to an organ donor from Mississippi. Rarely does an organ recipient have the opportunity to meet their donor, but this was not the case for Paul Voth and John Maxcy.

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