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March 12, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/12/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“Today, I am announcing that I will depart Congress at the end of next week. I look forward to staying involved in our political process, as well as spending more time in Colorado with my family.” Rep. Ken Buck (RINO-CO


Quote II

"And I’m so proud of all the women in the outdoors now who are making that more cool or popular. So proud of us, I think we’re doing great." Hannah Barron

Quote III

“Congressman, I have no such aspirations, I can assure you. And I can tell you that partisan politics had no such part what-so-ever in my work. It had no place in the investigative steps that I took. It had no place in the decision that I made. And it had no place in a single word of my report,” Special counsel Robert Hur


Quote IV

"A lot of times, a jury will nullify the law while thinking they followed it.... At the end of the day, the jury has to decide: Is this guy a criminal, or is he a good neighbor? I could see the jury saying, 'This guy is a good neighbor.' Clay Conrad, a partner at Looney, Smith & Conrad



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NSFW-LANGUAGE ALERT


No shit hole here. I'm hoping a seasoned political veteran such as Steven Colbert takes a leave of absence to assist.

Haiti’s leader to resign as gangs run rampant through country engulfed in crisis


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Do you remember that Paris Climate treaty? I'm not the only one who has forgotten.

No big North Sea fossil fuel country has plan to stop drilling in time for 1.5C goal
UK, Germany, Netherlands, Norway and Denmark have failed to align oil and gas policies with Paris pledges, say campaigners

No word if John F-ing Kerry will fly over on his private jet to wag his cowardly finger at the guilty drilling parties.

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Hate crime? Perhaps. But if you are going to run with the big dogs you better learn how to lift your leg, especially in this situation.

Cops: Man Beat Victim After Trans Discovery
Defendant thought his wrestling opponent "was a girl," police say


MARCH 11--A violent assault this morning occurred after an Iowa man--thinking that he was horsing around with a girl--learned that the individual was “a transgender person,” according to cops who say the victim was left covered in blood and required hospital treatment.

Investigators say that after Justin Farrior Lewis, 35, spent time last night at an American Legion hall in an Iowa City suburb, he invited people he met there to his home.

Based on Facebook postings, Lewis (seen above) appears to be a U.S. Army veteran.

While inside the residence, Lewis “engaged in a physical wrestling match” with an opponent “the defendant thought...was a girl,” according to criminal complaints which detail the 2:30 AM incident.


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The Boss covered this topic the other day. Here is Mark Dice's take.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Charcoal Briquette Emporium


On this day: March 12, 1971 - The Allman Brothers Band
The Allman Brothers Band played the first of two nights at the Fillmore East, New York. Both shows were recorded and released as The Allman Brothers live double album, which became the groups breakthrough album. Thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: March 12,1940 - Al Jarreau
American singer and musician Al Jarreau. He received a total of seven Grammy Awards and Jarreau is best known for his 1981 album Breakin' Away. He also sang the theme song of the late-1980s television series Moonlighting. He died of respiratory failure on February 12, 2017 at the age of 76, just two days after announcing his retirement. Thisdayinmusic.com


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B&E into a prison? Yes. Genius Award Winner.

STANDISH, MI — Inmates trying to break out of prison is nothing new. Breaking into a former maximum security facility though? That’s something law enforcement in Arenac County had to contend with over the weekend.


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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Police Officers Save Choking 4-Year-Old Using A Special Device

Today's good news story comes from Austin, Texas.

Two police officers are being lauded as heroes for their prompt response that saved a 4-year-old boy from a life-threatening situation.


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