Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/16/24)

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence of the guy now living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW.

What is a Saturday Night ONT without a story or two from The Daily Star? The first story falls under the category of The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You 'Ettes^TM

Hygiene expert explains why some women get boob acne – and how to get rid of it
Hygiene expert Mary Futher, who goes by Madame Sweat, has shared her hack for banishing stubborn acne spots from around the breasts due to boob sweat clogging pores

Our next story just boggles my mind. I remember a first date was a meal and/or a movie. Perhaps a drink.

'I gave Hinge match an X-rated proposition on first date – and he agreed'
Australian adult actress Dasha Daley, 28, has claimed she asked a Hinge date to film so raunchy content with her for her OnlyFans on the first date — and he agreed

Every ONT I draft, I learn something new. Sad news today. RIP Shigeichi Negishi. So you ask, who is Shigeichi Negishi? He is the inventor of karaoke.

The Tokyo-based entrepreneur automated the lyrics to popular Japanese pop songs in 1967 through his legendary invention the "Sparko Box".

The idea of a device you could sing along with came to him when he was an engineer at an electronics company - a place where he would frequently sing around his colleagues.

He said the Sparko Box was born after an employee teased him for his singing ability.

Negishi took the comment in his stride before declaring he’d sound better with a backing track to sing along with.

To begin with the clever new music device simply used a microphone, speaker, and tape deck to play the tune.

As much as I love music. I can't carry a tune worth a dam. And there is not enough gin in the world to make me do this..........

How about some humor on a Saturday night.

Norm MacDonald looks at George Washington and the cherry tree story.

Single guy trying to hook up with single gal.

Remember when Gregg Allman was PW'd? If you don't, this will refresh your memory.

Do you remember when Rod Stewart was a real rock 'n roller? Here is some proof.

I use to enjoy grocery shopping, except for Bidenomics and now this Genius Award Winner.

Man Charged With Vile Acts At Safeway Market
Cops: Employee pleasured self onto produce and baked goods

MARCH 15--A supermarket employee pleasured himself onto produce and other unsealed merchandise, according to Colorado police who say that videos of the vile activity were found during a recent search of the man’s residence.

Stephen Masalta, 32, was busted last month on charges that he masturbated outside numerous coffee shops and businesses in the Fort Collins area.

At the time of Masalta’s arrest, cops executed a search warrant at his home and seized electronic devices containing incriminating video evidence. That cache--which investigators are still reviewing--resulted this week in additional misdemeanor and felony counts being filed against Masalta.

Since his February arrest, Masalta (seen at right) has been held in the Larimer County lockup in lieu of $25,000 bond. He is scheduled for a March 22 court appearance on the new counts.

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Notice: I guess posted with Ace's permission as I still have a key to the blog. Enjoy.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:49 PM

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