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« Super Tuesday Results Thread | Main | Daily Tech News 6 March 2024 »
March 05, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/5/24) Super Tuesday Minimalist Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

'If I am going to die in this hospital, let it be soon.' Hospital patient, Martin Wild
Isn't State run medicine wonderful!


Quote II

“The astonishing predation, off the coast of Mossel Bay, South Africa, represents unprecedented behavior underscoring the exceptional proficiency of the killer whale,” Dr. Alison Towner from Rhodes University


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Once again, what do we as a nation gain from being a member of the UN? Nothing. But, our elected representatives don't have the balls or guts to leave.

U.N. Human Rights Chief Lectures America on Discrimination.
The U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights, Volker Turk, demanded that the United States undertake efforts to ensure a “non-discriminatory” presidential election this year, noting concerns voiced by the U.N. Human Rights Committee about specific state-level elections laws last year.


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"'Journalist Reporting On J6 Issues Was Just Slapped In Legirons… Here’s What Doesn’t Add Up'. Oh it adds up alright. The left is dictatorial and vengeful.

If Joe Biden is supposedly the last redoubt of Democracy’s defense, why does he have a nasty habit of trampling so many civil rights?

Trump and J6 are a whole category of abuses all on their own, but even beyond that, what about his treatment of journalists, of concerned parents protesting school boards, of Catholics attending Latin Mass and so forth?


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What is good for the goose should be good for the gander. ***SNORT***, the leftists are starting to consume their own in the search for a Radiant Future.


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I despise people who are seeking to be offended. What a dreadful life to lead having a chip on your shoulder the size of Rhode Island.

Jersey Mike's Employee Refuses to Make Sandwich for Karen Berating Her Over Toppings
"please Jersey Mike's promote this lady. she deserves a raise. no one should be treated like this. she remained calm and professional"


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Sex and violence, throw in some cops. And we have a fun little melee.

THAI PROSTITUTES
BRAWL IN BANGKOK OVER 'TURF WAR' ...
Cops Involved, Arrests Made

Thai prostitutes in Bangkok got into an all-out brawl in the Red Light District over a reported turf war that roped cops into the melee ... and the footage of all this is absolutely wild!

Check out this video that captures some of the highlights from Monday, where a handful of sex workers from the Philippines are reported to have been using a popular hotel on the busy Sukhumvit Road ... and, apparently, other prostitutes felt protective of their territory.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Greeting Card Emporium



The Rush video is a Moron long distance dedication.


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Yes, the failure to plan on your part makes you a Genius Award Winner.

A man faces a charge of attempted grand theft auto after someone tried — and failed — to steal a self-driving taxi in downtown Los Angeles on Saturday night.

Los Angeles police said in a statement Sunday that Vincent Maurice Jones, 33, got into a fully autonomous Waymo car just after it dropped off a passenger on Main Street north of 1st Street, near City Hall, around 10:30 p.m. Saturday.

The thief got into the driver's seat — but the theft did not go according to plan.

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Update on Super Tuesday Results


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