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March 04, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/4/24)

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The Quotes & Tweets of The Day

Quote I

BIG news (ignored by media): DC Circuit UNANIMOUSLY rules that Biden DOJ got much longer sentences for J6 defendants than allowed under law.

Opinion authored by an Obama appointee & joined by another Obama appointee.

Biden DOJ is the MOST partisan & political DOJ in history. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)


Quote II

“As alleged, Mr. Slater, an Air Force civilian employee and retired U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel, knowingly transmitted classified national defense information to another person in blatant disregard for the security of his country and his oath to safeguard its secrets,” Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department’s National Security Division, Matthew G. Olsen

Knowingly transmitting classified information to an unauthorized individual should be treated with a quick case of acute lead poisoning. It is treason.


Quote III

“We should have stopped saying ‘STEM’ years ago [because] it inappropriately conflates quite different fields. While a college degree will substantially increase your income, some fields are wiser choices than others.” R. Scott Crichlow, a political scientist and faculty senator at West Virginia University, which recently gutted its humanities programs

Had the Smoking Nazis not won these grads could have asked their customers if they wanted Smoking or Non along with the following phrase, "Care to supersize that meal?


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Fuck Frito-Lay. Fuck 'em to hell. Time to boycott this company and cause them a considerable financial loss.

Doritos Hires Transgender Who Fantasized about PedophiIa, Mocked Victims of Rape, Wants Destruction of Traditional Family

The maker of Doritos snack chips has hired a transgender influencer as a “chip ambassador” who has mocked children who are victims of rape, has admitted to fantasizing about pedophile, and has advocated for the destruction of the traditional family unit.


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Do you suffer from insomnia in any shape and/or form? Do you lack a prescription for a sleep aid? The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

Expert warns of 11 foods you need to avoid before bed for better sleep

Tossing and turning when trying to get to sleep? The food and drink you’ve consumed that evening could well be to blame.

Most adults need between seven to nine hours of sleep each night, according to the NHS. And while work stress, relationship woes or social media may keep you awake, it’s worth considering the impact of meals and snacks too.

If you’re consistently struggling to get forty winks, you could face a whole host of issues from increased anxiety to a loss of productivity. A study last year revealed that getting less than six hours of sleep a night can reduce the body’s immune responses to vaccinations.

So, how can you prep your body for rest and reduce the risk of insomnia?

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***SNORT*** North Dakota isn't Washington D.C. Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley

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A scant 10 years ago there was the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. And I happily contributed. Now we have "Male Cross Dressing Uncomfortably Will Help Women" or some such non-sense.

SLACKTIVISM : Dudes Walk Around In Pumps To ‘Help’ Violence Against Women… Somehow
Someone connect the dots for us on this one ... what is that supposed to ACCOMPLISH?


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These reprehensible bitches are so vile and disgusting. They give c***s a bad name.

The Secret Trip by Squad Members Omar, Jayapal to Communist Cuba

Two “Squad” Members – Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) – traveled to Communist Cuba last month to meet with regime officials. A representative of Congresswoman Barbara Lee (D-CA) also accompanied them. Why? Did the White House sanction this trip??

“Representatives Jayapal and Omar traveled to Cuba last week, where they met with people from across Cuban civil society and government officials to discuss human rights and the U.S.-Cuba bilateral relationship.” Statement from the “Progressive Caucus” to the Miami Herald

There are a couple of problems with this statement: first, they went to Communist Cuba at the same time that Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was also in Cuba. Also, neither the regime nor the “civil society” put out a statement revealing their presence. What’s really going on? Could this be a violation of the Logan Act? Yes, but no.

I can hear it now in Minneapolis and Michigan's Gaza City, "My Congresstwat went to Cuba and all I got was this lousy used Che Guevara T-shirt."

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I don't know about you. But I'm happy to hear CBD, Beserker and other New Jersey Morons will be driving on smoother roads.

�� New Jersey launches pothole repair campaign
�� Daytime lane closures are possible
�� Expect road closures and delays on state roads


New Jersey Department of Transportation crews will be out in force starting today to start plugging potholes on state roads.

It is a daunting task.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Imagination Emporium



On this day: March 4, 1982 - Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa's son Dweezil and his daughter Moon Unit formed a band called Fred Zeppelin. Their first single was 'My Mother is a Space Cadet'. via thisdayinmusic.com


You're welcome.


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Born on this day: March 4, 1948 - Chris Squire
Chris Squire, bassist and founding member of Yes and solo, (1983 UK No.28 & 1984 US No.1 single 'Owner Of A Lonely Heart'). He was the only member to appear on each of their 21 studio albums, released from 1969 to 2014. Squire died on 27th June 2015 from acute erythroid leukemia. via thisdayinmusic.com

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That must have been one hell of a party. Genius Award Winner and Possibly Future Genius Award Winners.

A woman from Apple Valley was arrested for driving under the influence and cruelty to a child after she was found in a car with two intoxicated teenagers, authorities say.

According to a press release from the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department, Deputy J. Mora was traveling west on Bear Valley Road when he observed a black Dodge Challenger “swerving and hitting the curb.”

“The vehicle continued to swerve before making a northbound turn onto Pacoima Road,” the SBSD release said. “Deputy Mora stopped the vehicle and contacted the driver, [later identified as] Marissa Cardenas.”

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There is plenty of time to point fingers and blame the appropriate person(s) but not now. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Deputies Rescue 5-yo Girl With Autism Wandering in a Florida Swamp: “We Were Looking for You, Sweetie’


credit – Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, retrieved from Facebook
A 5-year-old girl was reported missing recently near Tampa, after the autistic child wandered off and got lost in a swamp.

The haunt of snapping turtles, alligators, water moccasins, and other beasties, Florida swamps are no place for an unattended child, but fortunately a coordinated rescue operation by the sheriff’s office located her before disaster struck.


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