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March 03, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/3/24)



The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"I really don't care for those windmills," the 71-year-old says. "I guess I wasn't brought up with that kind of society. Like 50 of 'em together? Who likes all that?" Sheila Wagoner of Keyser, West Virginia.

Quote II

“We work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to safety are indeed the highest priority.” Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas

Quote III

“Four hundred years of forced labor and never receiving any compensation for it. Now you have the gall to try and prosecute and charge taxes to the descendants of a broken people that you are responsible for causing the breakage.” Academy Award-nominated actor Terrence Howard


The Hamsters were giving me issues earlier today. But, I was able to overcome those issues and give you the best comments from the best commenters in the entire world wide webz.

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The Comments of The Week


From teachers who sexually exploit their pupils to toe sucking events our public education is broken. Toe sucking? Yes, toe sucking.

Students 'lick and suck toes' for charity in 'shocking' school event
A video showing Deer Creek High School students sucking a condiment of the bare feet of other students in a fundraising event has sparked furore, with Republican Ted Cruz calling the game 'child abuse'


Donald Trump briefly explains the Fani Willis - Nathan Wade relationship.(SFW-Video)



RIP ESPN's Chris Mortenson.


I believe the woman questioning Matt Walsh cannot understand normal thinking.


Big Tobacco Bad. Big Marijuana, government's Big Cash Cow, Good.

Research Highlights:

An analysis of survey data for 430,000 adults in the U.S. found that using cannabis has a significant association with an increased risk of heart attack and stroke, independent of tobacco use, with higher odds among the adults with more frequent use (more days of use per month). The most common method of cannabis use was smoking, followed by eating or vaporizing it.
The increase in the combined risk of coronary heart disease, heart attack, and stroke was similar to the risk among the subset of adults who had never used e-cigarettes but did use cannabis.

Speaking of weed................

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I am not a doctor nor did I stay at some overpriced hotel last night. When your immune system isn't working properly, it is more than a glitch.

A group of some of the world’s leading scientists has alerted the public to a devastating discovery regarding those who have been vaccinated with Covid mRNA shots.

Top scientists at the world-renowned Cambridge University in England have published the results of a bombshell study into the impact of the injections on the human immune system.

The study concluded that 25 percent of all people vaccinated with Covid mRNA shots now have Vaccine-Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (VAIDS).

According to the study, one in four people who received a Covid mRNA injection suffered an “unintended immune response.”

However, the scientists note in their paper that the “unintended immune response” was “created by a glitch.”


It is called Shrinkflation folks.

SIZED DOWN ‘They’re comically small!’ McDonald’s fans slam ‘shrinking’ popular item & chain already admitted to ingredient change
McDonald's has promised menu improvements in 2024


Just practice medicine and leave your damn politics out of it.

America’s Largest Dermatologist Group Engulfed in Battle Over Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Policies That Are ‘Weaponized Against Jews’
A resolution to ban DEI that will be considered at the American Academy of Dermatology’s upcoming meeting is sparking heated debate among doctors.


Nope, never heard of J6 defendants being locked away indefinitely until they have their day in court. Nope, never.

Friday, following a Feb. 14 stunt, the DOJ announced that 35-year-old Donald Zepeda of Maryland and 27-year-old Jackson Green of Utah were charged with felony destruction of government property after they had sprinkled a red substance on the display case of the U.S. Constitution.

“Zepeda and Green are charged with felony destruction of government property for dumping a fine red powder over the document’s display case in the Rotunda of the Archives building. The cost of cleaning up after the stunt, which was intended to draw attention to Climate Change, has already exceeded $50,000,” the release indicated. “In addition, the act closed the Rotunda for four days.”

Green’s alleged National Gallery of Art stunt wasn’t the only one committed there in 2023 as vandals also associated with the activist group Declare Emergency had smeared paint all over the display case of French artist Edgar Degas’s “Little Dancer Aged Fourteen.”

Reacting to a Thursday release of Zepeda with an ankle monitor and restrictions, Declare Emergency lauded the zealot and posted, “True protector of people & planet. Peaceful warrior. Truth teller. Pass It On.”(Emphasis added)

Everyday common man walking through the halls of the Capitol on January 6th are still in custody. This professional shit-stirrer is free to roam about the country with his handy-dandy ankle bracelet.

As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.


The ONT Musical Interlude & Fitness Emporium

American musician David Lindley died age 78. He founded the rock band El Rayo-X and worked with many other performers including Jackson Browne, Linda Ronstadt, Ry Cooder, Bonnie Raitt, Warren Zevon, Curtis Mayfield and Dolly Parton. He mastered such a wide variety of instruments that Acoustic Guitar magazine referred to him as a "maxi-instrumentalist." On stage, Lindley was known for wearing garishly colored polyester shirts with clashing pants, gaining the nickname the Prince of Polyester. via


American guitarist Jim Fuller from The Surfaris died aged 69. The Surfaris had the 1963 US No.2 & UK No.3 single 'Wipe Out' and Fuller was known as the "Godfather" of surf music, a Californian instrumental music. With his Fender guitar he contributed to the popularity of Leo Fender's instruments. via


There was at least one reason why your mother told you, "Chew your food." Genius Award Winner.

Man visits hospital after difficulty swallowing - before doctors make terrifying discovery
WARNING, DISTRESSING IMAGES: A 55-year-old man was admitted to Tan Tock Seng Hospital in Singapore and doctors discovered why he was having difficulty swallowing after spotting some tentacles inside his mouth

A man struggling to swallow headed to the hospital for answers - and doctors told him he had an octopus lodged in his oesophagus.

The half-eaten sea creature was clogging up his throat and they made the shocking discovery after the 55-year-old was admitted to Tan Tock Seng Hospital in Singapore. He paid a visit after eating a meal that included the eight-limbed animal, and it soon became clear what the problem was.


The entire world doesn't revolve around politics. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

90-Year-Old Sings 'Can't Help Falling In Love' As Granddaughter Walks Down The Aisle

In the tapestry of wedding memories, there are moments that transcend the boundaries of time and etch themselves into the hearts of all witnesses. Such was the case for a bride whose 90-year-old grandfather orchestrated a magical moment as she walked down the aisle.

Amidst the anticipation and joy that typically accompany the entrance of a bride, this particular celebration took a poignant turn as the bride's grandfather, a sprightly 90-year-old, serenaded her with the timeless classic "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley.


Weekly commenter stats for the week of 3-3-2024

Top 10 commenters:
1 [621 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini' [87.17 posts/day]
2 [513 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
3 [504 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia) '
4 [342 comments] 'andycanuck (2yu8s)'
5 [331 comments] 'Skip'
6 [307 comments] 'Alberta Oil Peon'
7 [297 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
8 [285 comments] 'whig'
9 [283 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
10 [278 comments] '18-1'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [183 names] 'Ciampino - padding of tiny paws 2' [25.69 unique names/day]
2 [179 names] 'Nimrata Haley'
3 [89 names] 'Counting Toes'
4 [49 names] 'Count de Monet'
5 [45 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [43 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [41 names] '18-1'
8 [38 names] 'Axeman'
9 [34 names] 'andycanuck (2yu8s)'
10 [34 names] 'Just Wondering '


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