The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Harry Wants to Return Home

As you all know, I'm a devoted Royal Watcher and am an Expert about the Royals, as well as about Disinformation.

Presumably this nasty couple's easy-money media deals are drying up. So these non-working drains on society are looking for another easy-money gig, which is to say, Harry's old easy-money gig of just being a Kept Prince.

So now this shiftless layabout is begging to return to the UK.

Prince Harry is said to be "very keen" on the idea of returning to the UK with his wife, Meghan Markle, and their two children, according to a report.

The Duke of Sussex, 39, is believed to be planning a way back into the royal fold, but it seems as though the Duchess of Sussex is "apprehensive" about the idea.

"Harry is very keen for his entire family to join him," an insider told the outlet. "It's important for him that they show a united front and focus on building bridges with the rest of the royal family."

A source has claimed that the exiled royal is currently in "government-level talks" about a potential return to the UK in May to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Invictus Games.

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"He is adamant that he wants Meghan and the children to join him, but I think she may be apprehensive, and I think she finds being in the UK very uncomfortable."

"Meghan knows that she hasn't been wanted in the past, so why would it be any different this time around?" the insider added.

I wouldn't accept them back into the fold at all. Their only currency is nasty accusations about the Royal Family. Having been separated from the Royal Family for a couple of years, they've sold all their salacious claims and unfounded accusations of racism. They have nothing more to sell to Netflix and Spotify, and Netflix and Spotify know it.

So I imagine their plan is to return to the royal fold for a couple of years, collect some trumped-up claims of abuse and racism -- or at least, create the circumstances in which invented claims of abuse and racism would at least be plausible -- then go back to their LA mansion and sign some more big-money Princefluencer deals with liberal media companies.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:16 PM

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