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February 19, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/19/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

I think that this is really an extraordinary, unusual circumstance that the law-abiding and rule-following New Yorkers who are business people have nothing to worry about because they’re very different than Donald Trump and his behavior, New York Governor "Karen" Hochul


Quote II

"Minnesota has a reputation and long history of protecting LGBTQ people. That reputation is the crux of this." Aaron Zimmerman, executive director of the LGBTQ nonprofit PFund Foundation


Quote III

“So how can you take — as leader — how do you take an issue where the American people support us and lead us into a box, where now, when a bill is produced, it is worse than doing nothing. When that’s rejected, we get blamed. I mean, you got to work overtime to screw that up.” US Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI)



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I am so shocked. I never imagined that this person would be accused of something so dastardly.

Wisconsin Human Resource Director Arrested on Child Porn and Exploitation Charges


The human resource director for Outagamie County, Wisconsin was arrested on Friday in connection with possession of child pornography and sexual exploitation of a child. Adam Westbrook, an alleged member of the Brew City “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence,” faces four counts for each offense.

According to Fox 11, Westbrook was taken into custody in Neenah following a search warrant executed by multiple agencies, including the Neenah Police Department and the State Department of Justice as part of a larger Kenosha County investigation.

Libs of TikTok broke the news on X, reporting that Westbrook is an “anti-Catholic drag queen” in his spare time.


And while we are discussing the abomination of mankind, Did you hear what happened at St. Patrick's Cathedral?

Catholic officials in New York held a Mass of Reparation on Saturday following what it called “scandalous behavior” at a Thursday funeral for Cecilia Gentili, an atheist transgender woman and former sex worker lauded by mourners as the “mother of all whores.”

Gentili died Feb. 6 at age 52 of undisclosed causes.

The Feb. 15 service drew a crowd estimated at more than 1,000 to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Manhattan, one of the most prominent Catholic parishes in the nation. The funerals of Sen. Robert F. Kennedy, baseball legend George Herman “Babe” Ruth, and several World Trade Center 9/11 first responders have been held there, and the structure is a Fifth Avenue landmark.


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Well of course she did.

Girl left to fend for herself with dogs barked on all fours and ate from the ground

A young girl started to bark and walk on all fours after being forced to move in with her pet dogs when she was abandoned by her mum and dad who couldn't look after her


No Filler here on a Monday Night ONT. None. Ever.


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I wonder if Denmark is up to date on their NATO membership fees. They are making an interesting contribution to Ukraine.

Denmark to send its 'entire artillery' to Ukraine, the country's prime minister says

Denmark is sending all of its artillery to Ukraine, the Danish prime minister has said.

Mette Frederiksen made the announcement while speaking at the Munich Security Conference.

It comes as Ukraine faces severe munitions shortages.


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The phrase, "Where did you get your license, K-Mart!" comes to mind.

B.C. cancels company's operating licence after 6 overpass strikes
Transportation Minister Rob Fleming says 'most severe' action required to send message

The province says it's prohibited a transportation company from operating in B.C. after it was involved in six overpass strikes in three years.

A statement sent at 6 a.m. PT from B.C.'s Transportation Minister Rob Fleming said, in the interest of safety, a formal cancellation notice was issued to Chohan Freight Forwarders Ltd. for its operations in B.C. on Thursday.

The province had previously suspended the carrier following an overpass strike on Highway 99 in late December. On a provincial list of the overpass strikes that have occurred since December 2021, Chohan is named six times out of 34 total strikes.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Beaver Dam Tip-Up Emporium


Born on this day: 19 Feb 1940
American singer, songwriter, record producer, and former record executive Smokey Robinson. With The Miracles he had the 1970 UK & US No.1 single 'The Tears Of A Clown'. As a solo artist Robinson scored the 1981 UK No.1 & US No.2 single 'Being With You'. He became the vice President of Motown Records in 1972. During the course of his 50-year career in music, Robinson has accumulated more than 4,000 songs to his credit. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 19 Feb 1980
AC/DC singer Bon Scott was pronounced dead on arrival at a London hospital after a heavy night's drinking. Scott was found in the passenger seat of a friend's parked car. The official coroner's report stated that he had "drunk himself to death", after suffocating on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Now we know why there are "No return" policies. Genius Award Winner.

EBRUARY 18--Mitchell Cooper Vest is 6’ 6” tall, weighs 250 pounds, and is known to wear a kilt.

Which made it easier for Texas business owners to identify Vest, 60, as the man who recently came into their antique stores and shoved various items up his rectum before placing them “back on the shelf for display,” according to Texas court records.

Police allege that Vest (pictured below) entered several shops in Spring, a Houston suburb, last week and engaged in criminal mischief, a misdemeanor.

Specifically, cops say, Vest first entered the “Antique Gallery of Houston” and placed a makeup brush and a “Restoration Hardware piece” in his anus before returning the merchandise, valued at $130, to the shelf.

Vest then showed up at “The Curiosity Shop,” which is located inside an antiques mall. The shop’s owner, Alisha Osborne, told police that Vest took an antique bottle opener and a “Tobacco Tent Can” (total value: $74) and “placed them into his anus under his green skirt/kilt, then returned the items to the shelf.”


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Pajama Day. Po-Jama People Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A First Grader Was Crying On Pajama Day. His Bus Driver Came To The Rescue

Today's good news story comes from Louisville, Kentucky.

A Jefferson County Public Schools bus driver went the extra mile to uplift the spirits of a first-grader who was feeling low on pajama day at school.


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